Iva gotta crapload of em.

Lets see.. any and all 3d fighters can burn. That includes the Tekken series, the Virtua Fighter, and for the love of christ the Soul Calibur series. Its broken as all hell, with its ringouts and friendliness to brainless button mashing making all of the fancy supers utterly pointless and the most bullshit story ever conceived.

Grand Theft Auto. I never got into it.

First person shooters of any stripes, just not my genre. Halo, Gears of War, Bioshock, on and on and etcetera.

A lot of these are from genres that I already dislike, so its not wholly fair. Now for one thats from a genre that I enjoy, KOTOR. There I said it, its not that hot. The morality system is a joke, the mechanics are star wars D20, which is a jocks stolen term paper worth of mechanics slapped together from D20 modern, which is a failure of a tabletop system anyway and a poor substitute for a mechanic that was never meant to be used in real time or by a system that doesn't have to do the calculations by hand. Story has a revelation that surprises me but doesn't shock me, which requires emotional resonance which I never got.

I didn't like Oblivion or Fallout 3 either, and you might be well justified in assuming that I don't like western RPGs, but I LOVE fallout 1-2 and Planscape:Torment.

Metal Gear. All of them. Every bloody one of them. I know for a fact that there are games out there with better stories, better stealth, and better gunplay. The whole thing is clumsy, and I will never understand you fanboys.

From the JRPG standpoint, its FF7. Everybody thinks I'm playing the hype backlash here, but I did play it and I did not like it and I'm pissed off that I can't just dislike this game, but I have to get into a giant argument every time it comes up. FF is even one of my favorite series of games. FF1, FF5, FF6, and FF9 are all big games to me and consumed a great deal of my time and energy, so its not any sort of bias that kept me from liking FF7.

Diablo. What a waste of time, and the term I use when I think an RPG has no artistic soul.

The sonic games. A series that never hooked me, for a game about speed it had an offsetting pace that bugged me a great deal. I had sonic on a sega six in one cartridge and let me tell you when four of the other five games are shinobi II, golden axe, super hang on, and streets of rage, take a guess what actually got selected.

Douche McCallister wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote: I had sonic on a sega six in one cartridge and let me tell you when four of the other five games are shinobi II, golden axe, super hang on, and streets of rage, take a guess what actually got selected. Columns? I don't particularly hate any game but if it has bad controls or no option to change them it's usually lasts about 10 seconds.

It seems that in fact your incredible stupidity is not the only reason you may have not understood that last sentence.

To better construct: I had the game sonic on a six in one pack cartridge, and with sonic competing with classic Sega goodness like Shinobi II, Golden Axe, Super Hang On, and Streets of Rage, the overrated hedgehog suffered much the same fate as that shitty gem puzzle game on there.

Douche McCallister wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote: Douche McCallister wrote: RobotGumshoe wrote: I had sonic on a sega six in one cartridge and let me tell you when four of the other five games are shinobi II, golden axe, super hang on, and streets of rage, take a guess what actually got selected. Columns? I don't particularly hate any game but if it has bad controls or no option to change them it's usually lasts about 10 seconds. It seems that in fact your incredible stupidity is not the only reason you may have not understood that last sentence. To better construct: I had the game sonic on a six in one pack cartridge, and with sonic competing with classic Sega goodness like Shinobi II, Golden Axe, Super Hang On, and Streets of Rage, the overrated hedgehog suffered much the same fate as that shitty gem puzzle game on there. To better construct my point it was a joke. I forget that robots are devoid of a thing such as humor. I didn't think I needed to add the or the

Sorry, I thought you were genuinely that slow, but sometimes people defy even precedent.