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We're going to Oregon! (SPOILER ALERT: Everyone Dies)


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Poll :: Who will be the first to die?

sidewaydriver
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Douche
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
M3GA MAN
60%
 60%  [ 14 ]
ToGdor
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
SoldierHawk
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 23


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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The controls are fucked up at this part, the wagon isn't responding to the arrow keys. Oh well, more Oregon for me I guess.


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Hacker
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Naked SH drowned...NOOOOO



 
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well crap, I guess there's not going to be a victory orgy when you get to oregon...

(once again, This Is A Joke )


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This is fucking bullshit, who's bright idea was it to take the river anyway?

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The wagon was completely out of control. Well that's it for us, we were so fucking close.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

New one?

if so can i be in



 
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sorry 'bout that. Course, I wasn't the one steering.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It was unsteerable, the arrow keys did nothing.


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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 09:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy shit Jesus has a HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD!


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 10:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
Now SoldierHawk has exhaustion, won't someone just die already??? (No offense SoldierHawk).

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And ToGdor gets Dysentery. You guys are just fucking with me now.

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God damn you M3GA MAN!!!!

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FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!

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That was the funniest thing I have seen all week, and this is the most epic thread EVER. What a wonderful idea, Sideways. I'm totally up for another run, this was great. Happy to participate again (of course), or let someone else have a turn if you don't need a female this round.

And hacker, you're lucky as shit I've been on duty all week and weekend and didn't have time to put you in your place sooner.The Flyin' Jew made me add this.


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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 10:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hahaha that was hilarious, I wanna be in!


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M3GA MAN
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 10:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm in for another round
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Teralyx
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Joined: Jun 04 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 10:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think we should do it again and this time only the people in the party can say where we go. Everybody seemed hellbent on not letting us get to Oregon. Also we kinda died unfairly since sideway couldn't control the wagon.


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 10:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ALWAYS TAKE THE TOLL ROAD! ALWAYS!
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 10:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If you're doing it again, I'm in.


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MOGHARR
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Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 11:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I wanna play!


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Teralyx
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Joined: Jun 04 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sideway, count me out. I gotta Run the Zombie Apocalypse.


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 01:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

Okay, the controls for the river are as follows, if I remember correctly. You PRESS the arrow key ONCE to go in that direction (don't hold it), then PRESS it again to stop.

Unless it's a version with mouse control. Make sure it's not.

Really, dying on the river is pathetic.

Anyways, I'll go.
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Lady_Satine
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Joined: Oct 15 2005
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PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 02:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

"You failed because you did not take the Lord with you. Do not make the same mistake twice." So Sayeth the Book of Rage.


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Blackout
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Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 02:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well that was entertaining. Smile



 
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Cpt. Fantastic
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Joined: May 29 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 04:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Too bad ya'll didn't make it to beautiful PDX. You could have crashed on my couch.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 08:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, we'll give it another try since we got screwed at the end. Next time I just won't sail down the river at all. I'll try to do another round in the next couple days. I'll include you this time Andrew Man since we kinda ditched you last time. The arrow keys just wouldn't work at all, it just kept scrolling the window up and down.


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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
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PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 12:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yes!

Finally a really good trip to use as an excuse to shred my DSi.


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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 02:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Here are my rules to live by in Oregon Trail

Be a Banker

Buy a ton of food and bullets
Leave from Independance in March with 4 oxen
travel fast till July then sell 1 oxen
travel normal till November with 3 then keep 2 oxen till spring
travel slow until March, then buy 4 to 6 oxen totalfor a mad rush
stop at every fort to rest for 5 days, 10 days twice in the game
take the South Pass to Green River
always hire someone to help you
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Aug 02 2009 03:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ya know, one guy in my introductory English literature class from last semester made a dysentery joke in a presentation done by himself. Most people didn't get it at all because they most likely never played Oregon Trail, or they forgot about it if they did play it.

I felt like sharing that.


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