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sidewaydriver
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We finally make it to Fort Hall, I decide to rest a couple days to hopefully let my disease ridden crew get better.
Not only does the grass die again but we also hit some rough trail.
And if things weren't already bad enough, ToGdor decides he wants Cholera. I don't know what that disease is but it sounds like something that makes you shit your pants really bad. I think we're at the point where the next slightest breeze is going to kill someone.
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sidewaydriver
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We make it to Snake River and we once again find ourselves needing to cross.
1000 feet across, 6 feet deep, and I'm sure it's called Snake River for a reason. I would totally ford that shit, but that's for the first poster to decide.
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Syd Lexia
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sidewaydriver
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Alright, we decide to hire the Indian. He says he'll do it for 3 sets of clothing, which I think is reasonable (enjoy your Typhoid sucker!).
The Indian does good on his part and we're on the other side.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
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"Vibrio cholerae is a Gram-negative bacterium that produces cholera toxin, an enterotoxin, whose action on the mucosal epithelium lining of the small intestine is responsible for the disease's most salient characteristic, exhaustive diarrhea.[1] In its most severe forms, cholera is one of the most rapidly fatal illnesses known, and a healthy person's blood pressure may drop to hypotensive levels within an hour of the onset of symptoms; infected patients may die within three hours if medical treatment is not provided. In a common scenario, the disease progresses from the first liquid stool to shock in 4 to 12 hours, with death following in 18 hours to several days, unless oral rehydration therapy is provided" Shit.
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Syd Lexia
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Race relations have improved! And I helped!
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sidewaydriver
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We continue on to some fort. Along the way I get warnings that the water is low and what water we do have ain't worth drinking. I guess we forgot to get some water at the river. We almost make it to the fort when M3GA MAN comes down with exhaustion (dude, take a break or switch hands or something).
And immediately afterwards, Douche breaks his arm (when I said "take a break", I didn't mean get Douche to do it for you!)
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sidewaydriver
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| "Vibrio cholerae is a Gram-negative bacterium that produces cholera toxin, an enterotoxin, whose action on the mucosal epithelium lining of the small intestine is responsible for the disease's most salient characteristic, exhaustive diarrhea.[1] In its most severe forms, cholera is one of the most rapidly fatal illnesses known, and a healthy person's blood pressure may drop to hypotensive levels within an hour of the onset of symptoms; infected patients may die within three hours if medical treatment is not provided. In a common scenario, the disease progresses from the first liquid stool to shock in 4 to 12 hours, with death following in 18 hours to several days, unless oral rehydration therapy is provided" Shit. |
Like I said, shit your pants a lot.
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sidewaydriver
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Now we're at Fort Boise, aka the fort of hot babes. I'm going to pick up some supplies and let everyone get some rest, I think 5 days will do it.
I check the map and we're actually pretty close to Oregon. Nobody has died yet and I have to be honest, I'm a little disappointed. It's time to get reckless.
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sidewaydriver
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And the trail divides again. Which way should we go?
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Hacker
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Holy shit this stuff is funny
head for fort walla walla
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sidewaydriver
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I take Hacker's sound advice and go towards Walla Walla, it sounds more fun than some boring place called The Dalles. We hit some heavy fog along with way, perhaps we ended up in Silent Hill? I wish.
On second thought, Walla Walla looks like a shit hole. Thanks a lot, Hacker...
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sidewaydriver
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Now SoldierHawk has exhaustion, won't someone just die already??? (No offense SoldierHawk).
And ToGdor gets Dysentery. You guys are just fucking with me now.
God damn you M3GA MAN!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!
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Hacker
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the hell is up with douche and m3ga?
I smell secrect relations
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Fernin
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Now everyone except Soldier Hawk has had cholera... These are the most amazing people ever, surviving this many diseases, when any one of them should've offed 'em long ago!
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sidewaydriver
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Oh shit! Douche has succumbed to Cholera.... RIP Douche.
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sidewaydriver
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Decision time:
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Hacker
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I feel bad now
I voted douche to be the first to die
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
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Take the river.
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sidewaydriver
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I like your style Eddie.
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sidewaydriver
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Hmmm, I never got this far before so I don't know how this will pan out. Might be hard to take a screen shot without getting killed...
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UsaSatsui
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Joined: May 25 2008
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12 miles from the damn end, Douche dies?
Harsh.
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sidewaydriver
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Fuck, sorry ToGdor, RIP. I also lost all our remaining clothes, we're going to have to go the rest of the way completely naked.
ToGdor is trading Pokemon with Jesus now...
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Hacker
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Soldier hawk naked
I approve
Soldier hawk
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