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We're going to Oregon! (SPOILER ALERT: Everyone Dies)


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Poll :: Who will be the first to die?

sidewaydriver
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Douche
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
M3GA MAN
60%
 60%  [ 14 ]
ToGdor
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
SoldierHawk
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 23


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We finally make it to Fort Hall, I decide to rest a couple days to hopefully let my disease ridden crew get better.

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Not only does the grass die again but we also hit some rough trail.

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And if things weren't already bad enough, ToGdor decides he wants Cholera. I don't know what that disease is but it sounds like something that makes you shit your pants really bad. I think we're at the point where the next slightest breeze is going to kill someone.

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We make it to Snake River and we once again find ourselves needing to cross.

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1000 feet across, 6 feet deep, and I'm sure it's called Snake River for a reason. I would totally ford that shit, but that's for the first poster to decide.

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hire an Indian for help!
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

^ Ahahahhaha, holy shit, that whole last update had me in stitches. ha HA!


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alright, we decide to hire the Indian. He says he'll do it for 3 sets of clothing, which I think is reasonable (enjoy your Typhoid sucker!).

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The Indian does good on his part and we're on the other side.

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"Vibrio cholerae is a Gram-negative bacterium that produces cholera toxin, an enterotoxin, whose action on the mucosal epithelium lining of the small intestine is responsible for the disease's most salient characteristic, exhaustive diarrhea.[1] In its most severe forms, cholera is one of the most rapidly fatal illnesses known, and a healthy person's blood pressure may drop to hypotensive levels within an hour of the onset of symptoms; infected patients may die within three hours if medical treatment is not provided. In a common scenario, the disease progresses from the first liquid stool to shock in 4 to 12 hours, with death following in 18 hours to several days, unless oral rehydration therapy is provided" Shit.


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 07:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Race relations have improved! And I helped!
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We continue on to some fort. Along the way I get warnings that the water is low and what water we do have ain't worth drinking. I guess we forgot to get some water at the river. We almost make it to the fort when M3GA MAN comes down with exhaustion (dude, take a break or switch hands or something).

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And immediately afterwards, Douche breaks his arm (when I said "take a break", I didn't mean get Douche to do it for you!)

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ToGdor wrote:
"Vibrio cholerae is a Gram-negative bacterium that produces cholera toxin, an enterotoxin, whose action on the mucosal epithelium lining of the small intestine is responsible for the disease's most salient characteristic, exhaustive diarrhea.[1] In its most severe forms, cholera is one of the most rapidly fatal illnesses known, and a healthy person's blood pressure may drop to hypotensive levels within an hour of the onset of symptoms; infected patients may die within three hours if medical treatment is not provided. In a common scenario, the disease progresses from the first liquid stool to shock in 4 to 12 hours, with death following in 18 hours to several days, unless oral rehydration therapy is provided" Shit.


Like I said, shit your pants a lot.


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Now we're at Fort Boise, aka the fort of hot babes. I'm going to pick up some supplies and let everyone get some rest, I think 5 days will do it.

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I check the map and we're actually pretty close to Oregon. Nobody has died yet and I have to be honest, I'm a little disappointed. It's time to get reckless.

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And the trail divides again. Which way should we go?

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy shit this stuff is funny

head for fort walla walla



 
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I take Hacker's sound advice and go towards Walla Walla, it sounds more fun than some boring place called The Dalles. We hit some heavy fog along with way, perhaps we ended up in Silent Hill? I wish.

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On second thought, Walla Walla looks like a shit hole. Thanks a lot, Hacker...

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Now SoldierHawk has exhaustion, won't someone just die already??? (No offense SoldierHawk).

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And ToGdor gets Dysentery. You guys are just fucking with me now.

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God damn you M3GA MAN!!!!

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FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

the hell is up with douche and m3ga?

I smell secrect relations



 
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Now everyone except Soldier Hawk has had cholera... These are the most amazing people ever, surviving this many diseases, when any one of them should've offed 'em long ago!



 
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh shit! Douche has succumbed to Cholera.... RIP Douche.

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Decision time:

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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I feel bad now

I voted douche to be the first to die



 
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Take the river.


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I like your style Eddie.


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Hmmm, I never got this far before so I don't know how this will pan out. Might be hard to take a screen shot without getting killed...


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

12 miles from the damn end, Douche dies?

Harsh.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuck, sorry ToGdor, RIP. I also lost all our remaining clothes, we're going to have to go the rest of the way completely naked.

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ToGdor is trading Pokemon with Jesus now... Crying


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PostPosted: Aug 01 2009 08:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Soldier hawk naked

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