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Posted: Jul 01 2009 12:32 am

I'd actually made an offhanded joke a few years back about the proliferation of crossovers that were coming about. We had, in no particular order, Robocop Vs. Terminator, Alien Vs. Predator, Freddy Vs. Jason, and the like.

Bearing that in mind, I came up with a few of my own, and promptly forgot the joke later, but I recalled it earlier today at work and laughed all over again. Bearing this in mind, these are some crossovers I thought of in jest and I implore you to think of your own as well. They can be humorous like mine, but you can also just get your nerd fantasies out right here and list any other crossover you'd thought of.

Before I start, I posted this in Movies because the genesis of it all was the two movies listed above, not the Robocop Vs Terminator comics/videogames/etc.

Here were my ideas:

-JAWS vs TITANIC. Tell me the Leonardo Dicaprio death scene wouldn't have been awesome without Jaws lurking in the water. Probably not in subarctic waters, but that kills the joke. MST3K mantra, people!

-Megaman Vs, Terminator. YOU GET SKYNET DEATHRAY.

-Voltron Vs. Power Rangers. Who will win? The original, or the live action usurpers?

-Mario Vs. Ron Jeremy. I'd hate to see it if Ron got his hands (or dong) on a Starman.
Starring Bob Hoskins as Mario.

QUANTUM LEAP vs BACK TO THE FUTURE. Then Sam and Marty team up in 1955 to take on The Evil Leaper, who's possessing Biff Tannen. And Doc can see Al, and they end up falling in love with Clara?

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT vs COOL WORLD. If Roger can land a smoking hot chick like Jessica, I can see a battle royale if Holli Would showed up and tried to steal her man. Jerry Springer guest stars.

HOUSE vs E.R.- Tell me ER, or for that matter, Grey's Anatomy wouldn't be SIGNIFICANTLY improved with our favorite doc transfering to a different hospital.

Posted: Jul 01 2009 12:34 am

The Mask vs. Freakazoid
Gizmo vs. Pikachu

Posted: Jul 01 2009 02:29 am

You know, I think I would go see the Mask vs Freakazoid. I wonder if they'd team up to battle Candlejack. Because it'd be an awesome fight and

Posted: Jul 01 2009 11:29 am

Resident Evil - Starring: Ash Williams. Suck on that!

Posted: Jul 01 2009 11:47 am

Resident Evil vs. Army of Darkness? I think I like!

Semi-related... are you aware of the Freddy Vs Jason vs Ash series of comics? I haven't read any of them, but I think that'd probably be the best comic ever.

Posted: Jul 01 2009 03:29 pm

Marvel/DC vs. Shonen Jump

Posted: Jul 01 2009 04:59 pm

Hulk vs Uncle Phil

I still wanna see that, dammit!

Posted: Jul 01 2009 05:16 pm

I know about a Army of Darkness Vs Reanimator, in fact, I think I downloaded it sometime, but I never read it, I'll see if I can find it....

Posted: Jul 01 2009 07:10 pm

I second Hulk Vs. Uncle Phil

Posted: Jul 01 2009 07:27 pm

Undeath wrote:

Resident Evil vs. Army of Darkness? I think I like!

Semi-related... are you aware of the Freddy Vs Jason vs Ash series of comics? I haven't read any of them, but I think that'd probably be the best comic ever.

I have heard of those but I have no idea where to find them. (Which actually means I'm lazy and poor).

Posted: Jul 01 2009 07:39 pm

Aqua Teen Hunger Force vs. Ronald McDonald and the Burger King
SWATKats vs. Samurai Pizza Cats
TRON vs Terminator
Robocop Vs TRON
He Man vs Shang Tsung. After all, He Man's used to battling sorcerers.

Posted: Jul 01 2009 09:36 pm

I've always wanted a Resident Evil and Street Fighter crossover. I think it could work. Wesker sells the T-Virus to M. Bison and he combines it with the psycho drive. It would be a fighting game of course, preferably 2D.

*Edit: Whoops, forgot we were talking about movies.

Posted: Jul 01 2009 09:37 pm

Simpsons vs. Family Guy
Justive League vs. The Avengers
Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodeon
Seinfeld vs. Full House

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John Rambo vs. Rocky Balboa

Posted: Jul 01 2009 09:54 pm

Rambo vs. The Terminator would be incredible.

Posted: Jul 02 2009 12:39 am

JCVD vs Stallone vs Staham vs Ah-Nold vs Jet Li vs Seagal vs Jackie Chan

Movies roles or not, I want to see this.

Posted: Jul 02 2009 01:11 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

I've always wanted a Resident Evil and Street Fighter crossover. I think it could work. Wesker sells the T-Virus to M. Bison and he combines it with the psycho drive. It would be a fighting game of course, preferably 2D.

*Edit: Whoops, forgot we were talking about movies.

Hey, it still works. It just has to be Milla Jovovich selling it Raul Julia's corpse

Posted: Jul 02 2009 04:26 pm

Forrest Gump vs. Rain Main
The Elephant Man vs. Mask
The Godfather vs. Scarface
Das Boot vs. Titanic
Blade vs. Twilight

Posted: Jul 02 2009 06:27 pm

A Hard Day's Night vs. A Clockwork Orange

Posted: Jul 03 2009 12:35 am

Knyte wrote:

JCVD vs Stallone vs Staham vs Ah-Nold vs Jet Li vs Seagal vs Jackie Chan

Movies roles or not, I want to see this.

Got something close:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Expendables_(2010_film)

Arnold couldn't be in it, obviously, but so say he'll be making a cameo.

Posted: Jul 03 2009 02:58 am

Chile Guy wrote:

Justive League vs. The Avengers

It's been done actually: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA_Avengers Bats and Captain America were equal long enough to stop fighting and figure out what was going on.

Posted: Jul 03 2009 06:48 pm

Darth Vader vs. Tony Montana.

Posted: Jul 03 2009 07:09 pm

One time I came up with this movie that would have like a supergroup of old dude actors. It would be some sort of weird western/kung-fu/horror movie or something and it would have David Carradine (this was before he died), Clint Eastwood, James Remar and a bunch of other people I can't remember.
EDIT: Why not jam Bruce Campbell in there too?

Posted: Jul 03 2009 07:24 pm

Tony Montana vs. Tina Fey

Posted: Jul 03 2009 07:53 pm

Hollywood vs An Original Idea that isn't a remake, sequel, or purchased IP from other source materials.