I have come up with a terrible idea. It might be the worst idea ever.
I am calling it "Unplay" and it is a type of competition for video games. The challenge is how fast can one fail at a video game?
I encourage you all to attempt to Unplay video games. Why? Because perhaps this is a competition I can do well in. Maybe Not Sure won't kick the shit out of me at losing!
The rules:
* No cheats/turbo/emulator tweaks/hacks.
* The Unplay starts with a soft-reset.
* The Unplay ends when gameplay cannot continue
* For games with multiple lives, the object is to lose a single life.
* Any game on any console can be played. (Includes PC/Mac)
This includes PC & Non Emulated Consoles (get a video camera, you know you have one on your cell phone).
Unplaying a game is for everyone.
NOTE: Do NOT Unplay your life or Syd Lexia would be held responsible.
That's good to hear. I might have to try that on Stunt Race FX.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Posted:
Apr 15 2009 10:48 pm
Not Sure wrote:
I tried to think of a game where this might be a little interesting, but to no avail.
Only a robot would fail so badly at failure.
My work should be done here, but as a human, I continue to fail at these games, so I guess I'm not 100% finished.
Slayer1
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Posted:
Apr 15 2009 11:33 pm
New one... It's AVP on the SNES
GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted:
Apr 16 2009 04:47 pm
Castlevania!
SoldierHawk
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Posted:
Apr 16 2009 04:53 pm
As funny as that was, GP, I kind of liked what Slayer did the the UP concept better--actually trying to win at a game he had no idea how to play. To me, that's more interesting than simply trying to die as fast as possible. There's no real drama or conflict in that (although it can be pretty funny--your SBM3 one game me a laugh.)
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Crazy_Bastard
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Joined: Feb 25 2007
Location: Tulsa
Posts: 489
Posted:
Apr 22 2009 04:41 pm
Not Sure wrote:
I tried to think of a game where this might be a little interesting, but to no avail.
How about Mario Paint? How would one unplay that?
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Apr 22 2009 05:41 pm
dummies_ch2 wrote:
Not Sure wrote:
I tried to think of a game where this might be a little interesting, but to no avail.
How about Mario Paint? How would one unplay that?
Go to the flyswatter game and purposely get hit by the bugs until you lose all your lives.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
