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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Every time I hear her talk, I want to punch her. Hard. She's so goddam stupid and annoying.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Every time I hear her talk, I want to punch her. Hard. She's so goddam stupid and annoying. |
I agree 100%
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
She's put on some weight too. I guess having like 5 shows on food network will do that to you. |
She's also has her picture on every food product ever. Must be some new law.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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In the words of Toki Wartooth:
"I hate that bitch Rachel Ray. Can you make, like, her tits fall off or something?"
I hate her, too.
(I know that wasn't an exact quote)
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
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I buy the generic "Good Value" snack crackers just so I don't have to see her on the back of the box like every freaking nabisco product has.
And because they're cheaper.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I'll do ya one better, I've never seen her cook. The two different shows that I saw her in involve eating other people's food, so the fact that she's a chef is purely implied. When I have seen her, she has a nagging tendancy to act childish.
But, to be fair, should someone who cooks for a living be expected to be rail thin? I say not.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Depends on what you cook. If you have a show about cooking healthy meals, you should look healthy. However, if you have a show called "Deep-Fried Greasy Shit on a Stick", you can look however fat you want.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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Char Aznable wrote: |
Depends on what you cook. If you have a show about cooking healthy meals, you should look healthy. However, if you have a show called "Deep-Fried Greasy Shit on a Stick", you can look however fat you want. |
Your right. So what exactly does she cook?
(quick trip to wiki)
Apparently american food. She's not really a chef, no formal education. Add that to the dubious claims of her 30 minute cookbooks and her signature "teehee i cook scrummy wummy food" to get a whats basically a glorified housewife. For female chefs I'll take cat cora. For male I'll take mario battalli. Not that I watch chefs very much.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Rachel was cute once... But shortly thereafter she did get horribly annoying.
The day I hated her: She just got a talk show (the first one) and Morgan Freeman was on it, but she was too drunk on wine to say anything interesting. As a result, Freeman looked bored, bored, bored. It was a sad, sad, sad sight to behold... behold, behold.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I would have no problem fuckign her.
then again, as sock could tell you, I have an enormous crush on the gladware lady with the squeaky voice.
"John Madden is mad!"
"Goddamn these trash bags! they break so easy!"
"John madden needs new glad double strength kitchen bags!"
god, she's so sexy.
see, there's nothign flatering about this:
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
She's not really a chef, no formal education...to get a whats basically a glorified housewife. For female chefs I'll take cat cora. For male I'll take mario battalli. Not that I watch chefs very much. |
If you get Food Network, check out "Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee" now THAT is a glorified housewife, I mean the woman dressed up as a princess for her Halloween episode!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I saw her "Making Shit with Thanksgiving Leftovers" episode. Every dish she made was some sort of mutant casserole that looked like it would taste like roadkill.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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I've no desire to have sex with chefs. I'm just saying that I prefer Cora over Ray because Cora can make something more than a bolonga sandwich, and she can make this better meal without giggling like an imbecile.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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yeah, but *I* could do that too.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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That makes you better than rachel ray I believe. Congrats.
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BorneAgain
Joined: Oct 21 2006
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I'm still unclear on how the 40$ a Day provides any entertainment value. If using that amount a day is somehow to be interpreted as impressive, then let's see her live on 40$ a month. That's a show I'd watch.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I know how to live on $40 dollars a month: Ramen and Lipton Noodle Soup.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Char Aznable wrote: |
I know how to live on $40 dollars a month: Ramen and Lipton Noodle Soup. |
with the ocassional splurge of KD (spirals kind, cuz it costs more)!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Kraft Dinner? Macaroni and Cheese.... where are you? Antarctica?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I call it Kraft Mac & Cheese, or just Mac & Cheese.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Aw go for the big stuff, Shells n Cheese!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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