SydLexia.com - The Forums :: View topic - Forum Battle Opening Match #4

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Mar 04 2009 04:18 pm

The final Opening Round match, and it should be a doozy.

Some words from Dr. Jeebus:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

If you vote for me, I promise to fight for more equitable treatment of all forum goers. I also promise to extend afternoon recess by 15 minutes. And if you said you'd vote for me for president, I expect your vote here as well. That includes you, my opponent!

SoldierHawk does not have a promo. She does, however, have a military background, a teaching background, and a posse.

Three days, from now, we will have a winner. Unless that kid plays the Song of Time again.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 04:22 pm

hahaha Satsui...
Hawks got my vote... frankly because I think she could kick my ass with just a pinky...

Posted: Mar 04 2009 04:59 pm

Yeah, no promo because I don't have the skills or inclination to make one.

However, I will say that, if you vote for me, I will fight to keep this forum safe, happy and free with the same dedication and passion with which I fight for our great nation (and the citizens of the world of course, since its impossible not to acknowledge that we live in a global community.)

I promise to be avalible to help people with their homework.

Yes, a vote for SoldierHawk is a vote for our country, our world, and the good and continued security of our foum. It is a vote for continued IRC raiding on an epic scale. And, perhaps most importantly, it is a vote AGAINST the rampant nepotism that plagues our site. Help me break the iron hold that the Lexia Brothers have on Sydlexia.com, and you too can hold your head up high and call yourself a proud member of a select group of wise, witty, and incredibly good looking forum members. You too can be a member of...Team Hawk.

Thank you. May whatever diety you do or don't choose to worship bless you, and may he/she/it/the Void also bless these foums of Sydlexia.

EDIT: In response to my opponent's challenge, I have decided to abstain in voting in this particular competition. If I win, let it be because the forumgoers decided it. And if I loose, let it be for the same reason.

Besides, I said I'd vote for you for President when I was new here, before I got to know you. Razz

It was a youthful indiscression of a promise, one that I have acknowledged, made peace with, and corrected. As our Forum Winner, I can tell you without a doubt that such a lapse in judgement will never, ever happen again.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 05:35 pm

Hmm....sorry Jeebus, I have to go with the SoliderHawk on this one out of respect for the military in general and for my grandfather, K.I.A. Vietnam. (then had his name misspelled on the Wall. True story).

Posted: Mar 04 2009 05:37 pm

This is gonna be a haaaaaaaaaaaaard decision...

Posted: Mar 04 2009 05:54 pm

Bewbs>Everything. Also I'm on team Hawk.

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ThatGuy wrote:

Bewbs>Everything.

Only if you get to see them and/or touch them. This is a forum, and therefore it's text-based.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 06:15 pm

Obviously Cat, you've never met Aika.

TEAM HAWK ALL THE WAY!!!!!

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Ross Rifle wrote:

Obviously Cat, you've never met Aika.

Lol, point conceded.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 06:28 pm

Go Soldierhawk! Boo, Thread-Nazi! Mad

Posted: Mar 04 2009 06:35 pm

Vote for me and I will continue to provide new content and to have the balls to actually moderate the forums.

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

*Slow Clap*

Posted: Mar 04 2009 06:47 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

So we need the threads you don't like locked, and all threads dedicated to bashing people unlocked?

Posted: Mar 04 2009 06:54 pm

DarknessDeku wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

So we need the threads you don't like locked, and all threads dedicated to bashing people unlocked?

You need threads that are nothing but spam or flaming locked, and with the exception of Douche none of the other moderators have the balls to remove bullshit (Or have no forum presense anymore because of time and such)

Posted: Mar 04 2009 06:56 pm

*Moderately Faster Clap*

Posted: Mar 04 2009 07:22 pm

I'm the overly-skeptical guy who's still not convinced! Both of you tell me what you'll do for me, Chrisby.

Best response will get my vote.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 07:29 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

Perhaps. But I am both the friend you want, AND the friend you need. Smile

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UsaSatsui wrote:

Three days, from now, we will have a winner. Unless that kid plays the Song of Time again.

hey, I will play whatever i feel like

SoldierHawk wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

Perhaps. But I am both the friend you want, AND the friend you need. Smile

go soldier although i may have accidentally voted for jeebus.

meh whatever

Posted: Mar 04 2009 08:32 pm

SoldierHawk wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need

Perhaps. But I am both the friend you want, AND the friend you need. Smile

Pretty words, but where's the reality in that statement? Everyone has been pitted against each other in battle, and in battle your opponent is not your friend. Anyone registered for the battle should see through this statement and realize how quickly you'll turn on them if they're paired against you. You may smile and say "good luck", but it's a fucking lie and we all know it.

And whether people like to admit it or not, society needs order, and I'm here to help keep that order. (And working side by side with the likes of Douche and Syd makes sure no one twists their power to their own ends)

A vote for me is a vote for order and intelligent discourse. A vote for Hawk is a vote for anarchy, ignorance, and bland pleasantries and lies embellished with the occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 08:33 pm

Kind of obvious what my vote is here.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 09:01 pm

Quote:

A vote for Hawk is a vote for anarchy, ignorance, and bland pleasantries and lies embellished with the occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.

MORE HEAD, LESS DEAD!

Posted: Mar 04 2009 09:01 pm

Just remember that Aixyl Dys doesn't get a vote

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Mar 04 2009 09:03 pm

Who the fuck is Aixyl Dys? I know of a Aixel Dys, but no Aixyl Dys...

Posted: Mar 04 2009 09:05 pm

I'm too hot and too tired to point out the obvious spelling mistake in "Aixyl Dys", so instead I'll point out the fact that Aixel Dys DIDN'T vote in the RADJ thread. Check it yourself.

Posted: Mar 04 2009 09:07 pm

Well the vote isn't public, so there's no telling if you're voting with your second account or not, so I was just sayin'. I'm amazed that not one but 2 people felt the need to point out a 1 letter typo within the span of 4 minutes, however. And you call me the Nazi...