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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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The final Opening Round match, and it should be a doozy.
Some words from Dr. Jeebus:
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If you vote for me, I promise to fight for more equitable treatment of all forum goers. I also promise to extend afternoon recess by 15 minutes. And if you said you'd vote for me for president, I expect your vote here as well. That includes you, my opponent! |
SoldierHawk does not have a promo. She does, however, have a military background, a teaching background, and a posse.
Three days, from now, we will have a winner. Unless that kid plays the Song of Time again.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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hahaha Satsui...
Hawks got my vote... frankly because I think she could kick my ass with just a pinky...
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6108
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Yeah, no promo because I don't have the skills or inclination to make one.
However, I will say that, if you vote for me, I will fight to keep this forum safe, happy and free with the same dedication and passion with which I fight for our great nation (and the citizens of the world of course, since its impossible not to acknowledge that we live in a global community.)
I promise to be avalible to help people with their homework.
Yes, a vote for SoldierHawk is a vote for our country, our world, and the good and continued security of our foum. It is a vote for continued IRC raiding on an epic scale. And, perhaps most importantly, it is a vote AGAINST the rampant nepotism that plagues our site. Help me break the iron hold that the Lexia Brothers have on Sydlexia.com, and you too can hold your head up high and call yourself a proud member of a select group of wise, witty, and incredibly good looking forum members. You too can be a member of...Team Hawk.
Thank you. May whatever diety you do or don't choose to worship bless you, and may he/she/it/the Void also bless these foums of Sydlexia.
EDIT: In response to my opponent's challenge, I have decided to abstain in voting in this particular competition. If I win, let it be because the forumgoers decided it. And if I loose, let it be for the same reason.
Besides, I said I'd vote for you for President when I was new here, before I got to know you.  It was a youthful indiscression of a promise, one that I have acknowledged, made peace with, and corrected. As our Forum Winner, I can tell you without a doubt that such a lapse in judgement will never, ever happen again.
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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Hmm....sorry Jeebus, I have to go with the SoliderHawk on this one out of respect for the military in general and for my grandfather, K.I.A. Vietnam. (then had his name misspelled on the Wall. True story).
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 My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
I really like this person. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Bewbs>Everything. Also I'm on team Hawk.
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 <TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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ThatGuy wrote: |
Bewbs>Everything. |
Only if you get to see them and/or touch them. This is a forum, and therefore it's text-based.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Obviously Cat, you've never met Aika.
TEAM HAWK ALL THE WAY!!!!!
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Ross Rifle wrote: |
Obviously Cat, you've never met Aika. |
Lol, point conceded.
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 216
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Go Soldierhawk! Boo, Thread-Nazi!
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Vote for me and I will continue to provide new content and to have the balls to actually moderate the forums.
I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need |
*Slow Clap*
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need |
So we need the threads you don't like locked, and all threads dedicated to bashing people unlocked?
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need |
So we need the threads you don't like locked, and all threads dedicated to bashing people unlocked? |
You need threads that are nothing but spam or flaming locked, and with the exception of Douche none of the other moderators have the balls to remove bullshit (Or have no forum presense anymore because of time and such)
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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I'm the overly-skeptical guy who's still not convinced! Both of you tell me what you'll do for me, Chrisby.
Best response will get my vote.
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6108
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
Three days, from now, we will have a winner. Unless that kid plays the Song of Time again. |
hey, I will play whatever i feel like
SoldierHawk wrote: |
Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need |
Perhaps. But I am both the friend you want, AND the friend you need.  |
go soldier although i may have accidentally voted for jeebus.
meh whatever
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I'm not the moderator you want, I'm the moderator you need |
Perhaps. But I am both the friend you want, AND the friend you need.  |
Pretty words, but where's the reality in that statement? Everyone has been pitted against each other in battle, and in battle your opponent is not your friend. Anyone registered for the battle should see through this statement and realize how quickly you'll turn on them if they're paired against you. You may smile and say "good luck", but it's a fucking lie and we all know it.
And whether people like to admit it or not, society needs order, and I'm here to help keep that order. (And working side by side with the likes of Douche and Syd makes sure no one twists their power to their own ends)
A vote for me is a vote for order and intelligent discourse. A vote for Hawk is a vote for anarchy, ignorance, and bland pleasantries and lies embellished with the occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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Kind of obvious what my vote is here.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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A vote for Hawk is a vote for anarchy, ignorance, and bland pleasantries and lies embellished with the occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss. |
MORE HEAD, LESS DEAD!
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Who the fuck is Aixyl Dys? I know of a Aixel Dys, but no Aixyl Dys...
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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I'm too hot and too tired to point out the obvious spelling mistake in "Aixyl Dys", so instead I'll point out the fact that Aixel Dys DIDN'T vote in the RADJ thread. Check it yourself.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Well the vote isn't public, so there's no telling if you're voting with your second account or not, so I was just sayin'. I'm amazed that not one but 2 people felt the need to point out a 1 letter typo within the span of 4 minutes, however. And you call me the Nazi...
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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