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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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http://www.pauldesousa.co.za/a-true-legend
First he tries to pay his credit card bill with a picture of a spider, then he goes about pissing off his new neighbor.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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That was fucking priceless. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Oh my god. Demanding the spider picture back...lmao. So, so favorited. Awesome find. This guy has become my personal hero.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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I read his site. Kinda funny. I liked the part where he called that guy Lester moLester. Made me chuckle for some reason.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Seen it before but still it's classic. 
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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The image of the spider was sold on ebay. It allegedly sold for $15,000. But the guy who won it said only bid on it for a joke and had no intentions of paying for it.
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| The image of the spider was sold on ebay. It allegedly sold for $15,000. But the guy who won it said only bid on it for a joke and had no intentions of paying for it. |
Isn't that illegal? Doesn't e-bay have scary men in black uniforms that bust down the door of people who don't pay for items? Because if not, their seller's insurance in a fucking joke. I want goons breaking the kneecaps and stealing the wallets of people who don't pay me when they promised to, dammit.
(Seriously though, I assume fake bids are discouraged and will have some repercussions, right?)
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| The image of the spider was sold on ebay. It allegedly sold for $15,000. But the guy who won it said only bid on it for a joke and had no intentions of paying for it. |
Isn't that illegal? Doesn't e-bay have scary men in black uniforms that bust down the door of people who don't pay for items? Because if not, their seller's insurance in a fucking joke. I want goons breaking the kneecaps and stealing the wallets of people who don't pay me when they promised to, dammit.
(Seriously though, I assume fake bids are discouraged and will have some repercussions, right?) |
I thought you just got a bad rating on your account.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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| scamrock wrote: |
| The image of the spider was sold on ebay. It allegedly sold for $15,000. But the guy who won it said only bid on it for a joke and had no intentions of paying for it. |
He's not going to pay the fucking 233.95$ either =)
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| The image of the spider was sold on ebay. It allegedly sold for $15,000. But the guy who won it said only bid on it for a joke and had no intentions of paying for it. |
Isn't that illegal? Doesn't e-bay have scary men in black uniforms that bust down the door of people who don't pay for items? Because if not, their seller's insurance in a fucking joke. I want goons breaking the kneecaps and stealing the wallets of people who don't pay me when they promised to, dammit.
(Seriously though, I assume fake bids are discouraged and will have some repercussions, right?) |
I thought you just got a bad rating on your account. |
That used to be what happened up until the mafia wanted in. I know this guy, well, I knew this guy, who was late paying on a $2 item and got thrown down an elevator shaft!!!
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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I like when he describes his ninja costume and jumping across the balcony
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