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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
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Now hopefully everyone here has heard of the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes... I want to make a list made from the great forumers(kinda) of Sydlexia... I'll start.
In Soviet Russia Cakes Eat you!
To make a ISR you must first say "In Soviet Russia" then add something that is opposite thething it really does like;
In Soviet Russia Trees Climb You!
Ya... so you try it...
~Gallery of ISRs~
In Soviet Russia, Chicken Sandwhich Eats you!
P.S. I am new to the forum...and... hey Alex... 
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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EDIT: That Sydlexia.com text is annoying. Can't you take it out and throw in that "Fuck you don't steal from Sydlexia.com" message for hotlinkers?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Dude, I made the eyes on that sandwich!
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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In soviet Russia Russia soviet in
In soviet Russia forums post on you
In soviet Russia Syd is LDS
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still not funny.
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still not funny. |
Well, I like them...
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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Does that mean that here the Still Not Funny are Jokes?
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Sorry, didn't mean to bite. I meant to throw in a "welcome"...so welcome.
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No. Because it wouldn't be funny.
There seems to be this idea that the Russian jokes are made funny simply by reversing them (in Russia, joke tells YOU!), but the whole idea behind the joke was the reversal somehow describing life in Russia in the 80s. Example: "Here in America, you watch television. In Russia, television watches YOU!". And odds are, in Russia at the time, it was.
Now that I've completely ruined it, continue with the thread.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
Sorry, didn't mean to bite. I meant to throw in a "welcome"...so welcome.
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| Then make one yourself! |
No. Because it wouldn't be funny.
There seems to be this idea that the Russian jokes are made funny simply by reversing them (in Russia, joke tells YOU!), but the whole idea behind the joke was the reversal somehow describing life in Russia in the 80s. Example: "Here in America, you watch television. In Russia, television watches YOU!". And odds are, in Russia at the time, it was.
Now that I've completely ruined it, continue with the thread. |
I still think they are funny, so no harm done.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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[23:11] * hackerofsydlexia pulls notherebunny out of top hat
[23:12] *** hackerofsydlexia was kicked by NotHereBunny (In Russia, notherebunny pull YOU out of hat!)
OK, sometimes it's funny. 
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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<hackerofsydlexia> in soviet russia horses.......i better stop there
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
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Alright...
In Russia nuclear power plants power you!
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Hello Jimmy. But your avatar makes me think you're Tebor...
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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I think the point of the jokes at least at this point is they they aren't funny. Oh and welcome
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
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DarkMaze, I realized that and it's only temporary...hopefully...
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Hacker
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| <hackerofsydlexia> in soviet russia horses.......i better stop there |
damnit i was gonna post what i said
Edit: execpt i was gonna say "in soviet russia horses ride.......Id better stop there
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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| JimmyLazer wrote: |
Alright...
In Russia nuclear power plants power you! |
... 
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Wow, man, well done. Just...perfect.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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In Soviet Russia, a lot of people drink vodka... YOU!
Amidoinitrite?
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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In Soviet Russia, It Googles You!
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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I liked Zoidberg's style of this joke on Futurama:
"On Earth you enjoy a lobster dinner."
"On my planet a lobster enjoys a dinner of you."
Or the one on Family Guy where Peter had a car with a GPS:
"Take a left at the fork in the road." Peter turns it the GPS to Yakov Smirnoff mode:
"In Soviet Russia road forks you."
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Uncyclopedia ran these jokes into the ground.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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In Soviet Russia, witty joke thinks of YOU! Welcome by the way.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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If these things were real creatures I would hunt them.
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