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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 10:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Now hopefully everyone here has heard of the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes... I want to make a list made from the great forumers(kinda) of Sydlexia... I'll start.

In Soviet Russia Cakes Eat you!

To make a ISR you must first say "In Soviet Russia" then add something that is opposite thething it really does like;

In Soviet Russia Trees Climb You!

Ya... so you try it...


~Gallery of ISRs~
In Soviet Russia, Chicken Sandwhich Eats you!




P.S. I am new to the forum...and... hey Alex... Shocked


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 11:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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EDIT: That Sydlexia.com text is annoying. Can't you take it out and throw in that "Fuck you don't steal from Sydlexia.com" message for hotlinkers?


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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dude, I made the eyes on that sandwich!


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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 11:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In soviet Russia Russia soviet in

In soviet Russia forums post on you

In soviet Russia Syd is LDS



 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still not funny.
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Then make one yourself!


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still not funny.


Well, I like them...


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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Does that mean that here the Still Not Funny are Jokes?


<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Sorry, didn't mean to bite. I meant to throw in a "welcome"...so welcome.

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Then make one yourself!


No. Because it wouldn't be funny.

There seems to be this idea that the Russian jokes are made funny simply by reversing them (in Russia, joke tells YOU!), but the whole idea behind the joke was the reversal somehow describing life in Russia in the 80s. Example: "Here in America, you watch television. In Russia, television watches YOU!". And odds are, in Russia at the time, it was.

Now that I've completely ruined it, continue with the thread.
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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Sorry, didn't mean to bite. I meant to throw in a "welcome"...so welcome.

Quote:
Then make one yourself!


No. Because it wouldn't be funny.

There seems to be this idea that the Russian jokes are made funny simply by reversing them (in Russia, joke tells YOU!), but the whole idea behind the joke was the reversal somehow describing life in Russia in the 80s. Example: "Here in America, you watch television. In Russia, television watches YOU!". And odds are, in Russia at the time, it was.

Now that I've completely ruined it, continue with the thread.


I still think they are funny, so no harm done.


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

[23:11] * hackerofsydlexia pulls notherebunny out of top hat
[23:12] *** hackerofsydlexia was kicked by NotHereBunny (In Russia, notherebunny pull YOU out of hat!)

OK, sometimes it's funny. Smile
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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

<hackerofsydlexia> in soviet russia horses.......i better stop there


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JimmyLazer
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Alright...

In Russia nuclear power plants power you!


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DarkMaze
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hello Jimmy. But your avatar makes me think you're Tebor...
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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

I think the point of the jokes at least at this point is they they aren't funny. Oh and welcome


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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

DarkMaze, I realized that and it's only temporary...hopefully...


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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

DarknessDeku wrote:
<hackerofsydlexia> in soviet russia horses.......i better stop there


damnit i was gonna post what i said

Edit: execpt i was gonna say "in soviet russia horses ride.......Id better stop there
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 01:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

JimmyLazer wrote:
Alright...

In Russia nuclear power plants power you!


... WHAT!?

... Laughing

Wow, man, well done. Just...perfect.
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Lottel
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 01:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

In Soviet Russia, a lot of people drink vodka... YOU!

Amidoinitrite?


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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 01:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

In Soviet Russia, It Googles You!


<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 02:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

I liked Zoidberg's style of this joke on Futurama:

"On Earth you enjoy a lobster dinner."

"On my planet a lobster enjoys a dinner of you."

Or the one on Family Guy where Peter had a car with a GPS:

"Take a left at the fork in the road." Peter turns it the GPS to Yakov Smirnoff mode:

"In Soviet Russia road forks you."


"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."

"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."

"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!"
 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 05:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

Uncyclopedia ran these jokes into the ground.



 
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 08:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

DarknessDeku wrote:
EDIT: That Sydlexia.com text is annoying. Can't you take it out and throw in that "Fuck you don't steal from Sydlexia.com" message for hotlinkers?

The original version is the on despair and the image dump: http://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/russian_reversal_chicken_sandwich.jpg

Also:


And welcome, Jimmy.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 11:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

In Soviet Russia, witty joke thinks of YOU! Welcome by the way.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If these things were real creatures I would hunt them. Smile
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