Last Friday, I went to a magic shop that I frequent because it also sells used video games, and while browsing through the Sega Genesis cartridges, I came across a game called Exodus. I simply bought it just so I could tell people that I own a Wisdom Tree cart. While the game is pretty crappy, I think it may be better than most of the other crappy games Color Dreams/Wisdom Tree has released.
Anyway, who here has a Color Dreams/Wisdom Tree game?
Syd Lexia wrote:
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
UsaSatsui
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Feb 02 2009 07:56 pm
A friend of a friend had the whole Bible Game NES Collection (religious nut).
I had the Maxi-15 multicart from AVE, and for some reason Menace Beach was on it.
And then there's this: I had a cartridge of a game called "Challenge of the Dragon" by Color Dreams. I think I got it in a stack of games from an old video store, it had the "rental" label on it.
Anyways, when I popped it in, it was...Rush 'N Attack.
Turns out someone unscrewed the back of the game and switched the boards out.
Which leads me to the conclusion...someone out there actually -stole- a Color Dreams game from a video store by switching out the guts and replacing it with Rush 'N Attack.
I used to have a few Color Dreams game. The only one worthy of mention was Crystal Mines. Imagine if Pac-man had a gun & bombs, and you've basically got the gist of it.
Captain_Pollution
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Feb 02 2009 09:26 pm
Crystal Mines was the shit. I remember everyone having it too. I thought we were like, excluding it for some reason here, oh well. And BTW I bought it with the box for five dollars a year or two ago. That and Tetris 2 are probably my best time killing games I own. Tetris 1 I used to love but I hated how for most fun you have to wait like twenty levels.
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Ky-Guy
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Feb 02 2009 09:31 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Not I.
As we all know, Valdronius had Spiritual Warfare.
Valdronius wrote:
Actually, my friend owned it. :shame:
Well, I knew that Valdronius reviewed that game. It's just a Zelda clone, I'm guessing out of it.
UsaSatsui wrote:
Turns out someone unscrewed the back of the game and switched the boards out.
Which leads me to the conclusion...someone out there actually -stole- a Color Dreams game from a video store by switching out the guts and replacing it with Rush 'N Attack.
Why?
That story totally made my night. I mean, who the hell would want to steal a Color Dreams game?
Ba‘al wrote:
I want to own Noah's Arc 3D.
Apparently, that game is Wolfenstein 3D with a graphic makeover.
Cameron wrote:
I used to have a few Color Dreams game. The only one worthy of mention was Crystal Mines. Imagine if Pac-man had a gun & bombs, and you've basically got the gist of it.
That game actually sounds decent. But on a side note, Exodus is really Crystal Mines with a graphic makeover and some religious quizzing at the end of every level.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
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Blackout
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Feb 02 2009 09:54 pm
They still sell the games on CD for like 10$ on their website. Are they ever going to get around to pirating any more recent games to have a Christian theme? How about a GTA clone where you preach the evils of abortion on the corner of a busy intersection?
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Feb 02 2009 10:13 pm
Ky-Guy wrote:
Ba‘al wrote:
I want to own Noah's Arc 3D.
Apparently, that game is Wolfenstein 3D with a graphic makeover.
That's basically why I want it.
Cameron
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Feb 02 2009 10:37 pm
I also recall a Color Dreams game called "Master Chu and Drunkard Hu". Add it to the list of "Generic NES action/platformers that try and fail to match the glory of Super Mario".
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Feb 03 2009 12:41 am
Super Noah's Ark 3D is a game I'm somewhat glad to own, I guess you could say. Just because It's a Wolf 3D Graphic Change, the game is still pretty funny. Bible Buffet is a great game too, it's alot like Candy Land in a video game, but it's got mini-games and stuff for the levels. I've got Spiritaul Warfare which I liked, also got Sunday Funday (Very Average Game). The best of all Christian related games in my opinion is a game called Noah's Ark by Konami, it's alot of fun and you should check it out if you find it in a bargain bin. King of Kings and Bible Adventures are the absolute worst, they just aren't fun at all and finally Joshua and the Battle of Jericho is a bit better than King of Kings and Bible Adventures, but it's still very very mediocre. That's all the games I own.
Ky-Guy
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Feb 03 2009 01:35 am
Blackout wrote:
They still sell the games on CD for like 10$ on their website. Are they ever going to get around to pirating any more recent games to have a Christian theme? How about a GTA clone where you preach the evils of abortion on the corner of a busy intersection?
Actually, I'd like Wisdom Tree to make that kind of game.
I also recall a Color Dreams game called "Master Chu and Drunkard Hu". Add it to the list of "Generic NES action/platformers that try and fail to match the glory of Super Mario".
Sorry, but I had to post this:
M3GA MAN wrote:
Super Noah's Ark 3D is a game I'm somewhat glad to own, I guess you could say. Just because It's a Wolf 3D Graphic Change, the game is still pretty funny.
I think I tried that game before, and I have to admit, it's pretty hilarious.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
M3GA MAN
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Feb 03 2009 01:48 am
Yeah, it's very funny.
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Feb 03 2009 02:17 am
Holy crap, you can play the Wisdom Tree games online on their site!
Funny.
Some of them are paid downloads, though. Kind of wonder what "Jesus in Space" is.
Holy crap, you can play the Wisdom Tree games online on their site!
Funny.
Some of them are paid downloads, though. Kind of wonder what "Jesus in Space" is.
It sounds like a premise for a really cheesy Sci-Fi flick.
JESUS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Optimist With Doubts
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Feb 03 2009 08:35 pm
Ky-Guy wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Holy crap, you can play the Wisdom Tree games online on their site!
Funny.
Some of them are paid downloads, though. Kind of wonder what "Jesus in Space" is.
It sounds like a premise for a really cheesy Sci-Fi flick.
JESUS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
I died for you sins, NOW IT'S TIME TO RETURN THE FAVOR!
Ky-Guy
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Feb 03 2009 08:39 pm
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
Ky-Guy wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Holy crap, you can play the Wisdom Tree games online on their site!
Funny.
Some of them are paid downloads, though. Kind of wonder what "Jesus in Space" is.
It sounds like a premise for a really cheesy Sci-Fi flick.
JESUS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
I died for you sins, NOW IT'S TIME TO RETURN THE FAVOR!
That is probably the most awesome action figure I've ever seen.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
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SoftNum
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Feb 03 2009 10:04 pm
I totally have Bible Adventures. The game is awesome. (Well, sort of)
Cameron
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Feb 04 2009 12:43 am
SoftNum wrote:
I totally have Bible Adventures. The game is awesome. (Well, sort of)
I honestly don't see any redeeming qualities with it, but I guess if you like it...
The controls are about as smooth as those Simpsons NES games.
Remembered another Color Dreams game: Captain Comic. Imagine a really REALLY awful Ninja Gaiden rip-off with awful hit detection and no cutscenes. One of the reasons why I only played this game a total of maybe two times was the time it took for the game to respond to your button presses; you press B, and it literally takes at least 2.5 seconds for a bullet to actually appear onscreen. Not a good thing in a side-scroller.
SoftNum
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Feb 04 2009 01:27 pm
I don't really remember much about it except that it was easy to glitch; my brothers and I used to see how fast we could lose by throwing baby moses in the river, and that it wasn't the least played Nintendo game we owned.
Char Aznable
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Feb 04 2009 08:11 pm
I can see the novelty in owning one of these. Similar to the novelty of owning a copy of Shaq Fu (which I do).
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Feb 04 2009 11:38 pm
I own "Super Noah's Ark 3D". nothing to ride home about.
