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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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An old lady on the bus called me a fag and said that I have to take my skirt off.
My SKIRT.
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It's a TIED KEFFIYEH, for fuck's sake. It does NOT resemble a skirt in any way.
Jeez, old people.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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Hmmmm... Did you say something incredibly offensive back? Something racist and ignorant?
It's all they understand.
Say that it's a terrorist symbol and you will hijack the bus if she doesn't get off at the next stop.
That'll be hilarious.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Nah, I just told her that it's a free country and she can shove her conservative Catholic ways up her ass.
I did that just before getting off the bus, so she wouldn't chase me. Those purses may look innocent, but believe me - they carry BRICKS in them.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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That is only a secondary usage of the bricks. Firstly, it is a puzzle to idiots. You may wonder how, and that's just it, there is no puzzle, but the brick continues to mystify new idiots daily.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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i cross dressed once on halloween
and a few more times after that
okay like two dozen
but it wasn't halloween 
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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why were you walking around with a blanket
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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I came from a wedding and was downtown with my friends, when a BUM, like a legitimate BUM, told me I need to take off my tie while I was walking down the street, because I thought I was "special". I said you wish you could afford one huh? Then he asked me if I could spare some money.
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mjl1783
Joined: Aug 13 2008
Location: Watertown, NY
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Not to be the ugly American or anything, but two quick questions:
1. Why was it tied around your waist?
2. Do you have any business wearing a keffiyeh anyway?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I would have given him the tie Douche.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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I would have choked him with it.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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What about buying him a bottle of beer and reenacting my sig? 
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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You should have raped that old bitch right then and there. Why you ask? Why not?
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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It's a traditional Pakistani scarf. It is generally worn on the head or around the face to keep the sun out or to keep the sand out of your face. It is taken the wrong way by many, but really it isn't a hate filled garment. There are a wide range of people that have worn them, from British Colonel T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia) to Arafat. So good and bad have worn them. Why he is has it on the waste is beyond me, but it has been a fashion item off and on through out the years.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Allright, to answer your question: My backpack was full, so I had to tie it. The waist seemed like a good place, since it was warm.
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