This has got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever rad in my entire life. Uwe Boll is a legend, and soon to be black and blue legend as he plans to take on five critics in a boxing match to end his filming on his next video game adaptation, Postal, which he begins shooting this September. Hopefully one of these five critics who accept the challenge will knock some sense into boll who exclaims, " “I am fed up. I’m fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who’ve never watched my films. I have been told that “BloodRayne” has a very bad IMDb rating, but how many of those votes of zero were made before the movie appeared in theatres.” Want to read more? Then read on!
Check this out... "On July 17th, 2006 Uwe will start filming his next feature film, Seed, starring Will Sanderson, Ralf Moeller, Michael Pare & Andrew Jackson," according to Sknr.net.
"Following that film he will go into production in late September with another feature called Postal. Both movies will be shot in Vancouver, BC, Canada."
Now here's the kicker: "Towards the end of the filming of the “Postal” the 5 most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra / stand-in in “Postal” and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10 bout match. There will be 5 matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All 5 fights will be televised on the internet and will be covered by international press.
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