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Fight Uwe Boll


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shadowforce420
Joined: Jun 01 2006
PostPosted: Jun 18 2006 05:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

This has got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever rad in my entire life. Uwe Boll is a legend, and soon to be black and blue legend as he plans to take on five critics in a boxing match to end his filming on his next video game adaptation, Postal, which he begins shooting this September. Hopefully one of these five critics who accept the challenge will knock some sense into boll who exclaims, " “I am fed up. I’m fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who’ve never watched my films. I have been told that “BloodRayne” has a very bad IMDb rating, but how many of those votes of zero were made before the movie appeared in theatres.” Want to read more? Then read on!

Check this out... "On July 17th, 2006 Uwe will start filming his next feature film, Seed, starring Will Sanderson, Ralf Moeller, Michael Pare & Andrew Jackson," according to Sknr.net.

"Following that film he will go into production in late September with another feature called Postal. Both movies will be shot in Vancouver, BC, Canada."

Now here's the kicker: "Towards the end of the filming of the “Postal” the 5 most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra / stand-in in “Postal” and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10 bout match. There will be 5 matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All 5 fights will be televised on the internet and will be covered by international press.

Click here for the full story.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/index.php?Show=6601&Template=newsfull


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Jun 18 2006 06:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm hoping one of those critics manages to channel Dolph Lundgren and recreate the Drago/Creed fight from Rocky IV.
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shadowforce420
Joined: Jun 01 2006
PostPosted: Jun 18 2006 06:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

If I had a shot of fighting him I'd pull a Rocky and yell Drago right before I took him out lol. I've actually enjoyed some of his movies but he comes off as a dick so he needs his ass kicked lol.


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RegalSin
Joined: Apr 24 2006
PostPosted: Jun 18 2006 01:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HAR HAR HAR HAR....

Boil decides to let the fans punch him the face.


Even if it makes him another million I would do it.

Hypo destructor vs Carppy film maker who maek his money of taxes.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2006 03:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dammit, this quashes my theory that RegalSin is Uwe Boll.
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Tebor
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2006 04:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Dammit, this quashes my theory that RegalSin is Uwe Boll.

Wow, that would explain everything... Shocked


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Black Zarak
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Joined: Feb 01 2006
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2006 12:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Looks like Lowtax from SomethingAwful is one of the five chosen...


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