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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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If it's true, then I don't really think I should be surprised. Some people do have weak constitution.
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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I've seen that before. *coughKurtCobaincough*
Some people have no sense in ridiculousness.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Don't worry, okay to Lulz at this.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| Don't worry, okay to Lulz at this. |
^^This and all that does is free up more jobs. So in a sense they are making the economy better.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Seriously?
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SERIOUSLY??
Cause you know I'm sure that's what MJ would want. He was so anti-life and joy. 
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
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Seriously?
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Cause you know I'm sure that's what MJ would want. He was so anti-life and joy. |
And the children, don't forget the children.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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I have a theory. If there is an afterlife, it's populated with everyone that has ever lived. Obviously people that aren't born yet aren't there, nor are people who aren't dead yet, but you've got to think that with just humans alone, the afterlife has over one trillion people crowding it up.
Assuming you're one of these dipshits who kills themselves out of sadness and halfhearted hope that you'll meet your idol on the other side: good luck. After all, did you run into him in this life, where there are only ten billion people? Or, if you're in the US, did you ever run into him where there are only 250 million? If you didn't meet him with 250 million, you certainly ain't gonna find him in a sea of trillions.
While it's sad that people feel that one celebrity passing means life is over, seriously, it's like... and nothing of value was lost.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Bill O'Reilly
Title: The Spin Stops Here
Joined: May 06 2006
Location: The No Spin Zone
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I wish STUART SMALLEY would commit suicide!
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| Bill O'Reilly wrote: |
| I wish STUART SMALLEY would commit suicide! |
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| William Shakespeare wrote: |
| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I'd kill myself over Billy Mays before Michael Jackson personally.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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it's are to comment on something is stupid.
Undeath pretty much summed it up.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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| Sideway pretty much summed it up. |
Fixed.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Undeath wrote: |
| I have a theory. If there is an afterlife, it's populated with everyone that has ever lived. Obviously people that aren't born yet aren't there, nor are people who aren't dead yet, but you've got to think that with just humans alone, the afterlife has over one trillion people crowding it up. |
Actually, the total number of people who have ever lived is much lower than that. It is argued that the number is only between 80-150 billion. Obviously the number changes rapidly and could be at a trillion within a few centuries, but not yet.
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Zephyrus Camadael
Title: Almighty lord of Zelda!
Joined: Jun 30 2009
Location: Elliot Lake, ONT, Canada
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It doesn't particularly matter how many there are, if there is more than 50 billion, you will NEVER find him, unless upon death you gain the power to find whoever you want.
That would actually be a pretty wicked power...
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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alternatively
you could say
'hey god, since i'm up here can I meet one of my idols'
'also bro can we play double dash'
i'm sure being omniscient and all he has the time to spare
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Zephyrus Camadael
Title: Almighty lord of Zelda!
Joined: Jun 30 2009
Location: Elliot Lake, ONT, Canada
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Good point.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Over the span of an eternity, you will eventually meet every single person that's ever lived.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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Well, a population explosion, factored into the fact that before the universe ends, a fucking googol for all I know will be born, die, and occupy space. Eternity may give you all the literal time in the world, but it also gives a population time to expand as well.
This thread got WAAAAAAAAY too philosophical. Let's change gears. This picture made me LOL:
Maybe too soon, but dammit, it's funny.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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| Cause you know I'm sure that's what MJ would want. He was so anti-life and joy. |
I was thinking the same thing. This is definitely not something he'd want as a result of his death.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Damn, this is fail to the Nth. He may have been the king of pop, but he was still just a fucking singer, dammit.
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Hauntzor
Title: GET OUT BART I'M PISS
Joined: May 28 2008
Location: Midwest
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Makes me wonder how many suicides there were prior to Jimi Hendrix's death.
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asbestos_pie
Title: Your mom.
Joined: Aug 03 2009
Location: Wisconsin
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| I'd kill myself over Billy Mays before Michael Jackson personally. |
Word.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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| I'd kill myself over Billy Mays before Michael Jackson personally. |
I'd personally kill myself over the last thing I flushed down the toilet before either man.
Oh yeah, and I got a chuckle out of the title of this thread alone. 
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