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Michael Jackson Fans are Committing Suicide


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 02:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can't tell if this is true or not, but it appears as though some people just can't live without MJ in their lives. The sources are weak, but reporting that 12 people may have already killed themselves after losing Michael in their lives.

http://www.spike.com/blog/michael-jackson-fans/83008

http://news.google.com/news?q=Michael%20Jackson%20Fans%20are%20Committing%20Suicide



 
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Ba'al
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 02:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If it's true, then I don't really think I should be surprised. Some people do have weak constitution.


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Chile Guy
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 03:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've seen that before. *coughKurtCobaincough*

Some people have no sense in ridiculousness.


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TheRoboSleuth
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 05:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Don't worry, okay to Lulz at this.


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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
Don't worry, okay to Lulz at this.

^^This and all that does is free up more jobs. So in a sense they are making the economy better.


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 05:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Seriously?

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.........

SERIOUSLY??

Cause you know I'm sure that's what MJ would want. He was so anti-life and joy. No... just no.


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Arlock41
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Joined: Dec 07 2008
PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 06:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Seriously?

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.........

SERIOUSLY??

Cause you know I'm sure that's what MJ would want. He was so anti-life and joy. No... just no.

And the children, don't forget the children.
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Undeath
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 07:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have a theory. If there is an afterlife, it's populated with everyone that has ever lived. Obviously people that aren't born yet aren't there, nor are people who aren't dead yet, but you've got to think that with just humans alone, the afterlife has over one trillion people crowding it up.

Assuming you're one of these dipshits who kills themselves out of sadness and halfhearted hope that you'll meet your idol on the other side: good luck. After all, did you run into him in this life, where there are only ten billion people? Or, if you're in the US, did you ever run into him where there are only 250 million? If you didn't meet him with 250 million, you certainly ain't gonna find him in a sea of trillions.

While it's sad that people feel that one celebrity passing means life is over, seriously, it's like... and nothing of value was lost.


Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."

Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.

 
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Bill O'Reilly
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 08:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I wish STUART SMALLEY would commit suicide!
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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 08:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Bill O'Reilly wrote:
I wish STUART SMALLEY would commit suicide!


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Cattivo
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 08:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 09:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd kill myself over Billy Mays before Michael Jackson personally.


Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
 
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ReeperTheSeeker
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 10:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

it's are to comment on something is stupid.

Undeath pretty much summed it up.


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Teralyx
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Sideway pretty much summed it up.
Fixed.


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Jul 02 2009 07:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Undeath wrote:
I have a theory. If there is an afterlife, it's populated with everyone that has ever lived. Obviously people that aren't born yet aren't there, nor are people who aren't dead yet, but you've got to think that with just humans alone, the afterlife has over one trillion people crowding it up.

Actually, the total number of people who have ever lived is much lower than that. It is argued that the number is only between 80-150 billion. Obviously the number changes rapidly and could be at a trillion within a few centuries, but not yet.



 
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Zephyrus Camadael
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PostPosted: Jul 02 2009 03:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It doesn't particularly matter how many there are, if there is more than 50 billion, you will NEVER find him, unless upon death you gain the power to find whoever you want.

That would actually be a pretty wicked power...


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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Jul 02 2009 04:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

alternatively

you could say

'hey god, since i'm up here can I meet one of my idols'
'also bro can we play double dash'

i'm sure being omniscient and all he has the time to spare


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Zephyrus Camadael
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PostPosted: Jul 02 2009 04:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Good point.


Who knew? The sword can even cut a Bullet Bill.
 
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Jul 02 2009 06:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Over the span of an eternity, you will eventually meet every single person that's ever lived.


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Undeath
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PostPosted: Jul 03 2009 12:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well, a population explosion, factored into the fact that before the universe ends, a fucking googol for all I know will be born, die, and occupy space. Eternity may give you all the literal time in the world, but it also gives a population time to expand as well.

This thread got WAAAAAAAAY too philosophical. Let's change gears. This picture made me LOL:
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Maybe too soon, but dammit, it's funny.


Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."

Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.

 
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Cameron
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PostPosted: Jul 03 2009 02:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Cause you know I'm sure that's what MJ would want. He was so anti-life and joy. No... just no.

I was thinking the same thing. This is definitely not something he'd want as a result of his death.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 03 2009 03:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Damn, this is fail to the Nth. He may have been the king of pop, but he was still just a fucking singer, dammit.


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Hauntzor
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PostPosted: Aug 11 2009 09:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Makes me wonder how many suicides there were prior to Jimi Hendrix's death.



 
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asbestos_pie
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PostPosted: Aug 11 2009 09:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
I'd kill myself over Billy Mays before Michael Jackson personally.

Word.
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Dii Infer
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PostPosted: Aug 11 2009 11:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
I'd kill myself over Billy Mays before Michael Jackson personally.


I'd personally kill myself over the last thing I flushed down the toilet before either man.

Oh yeah, and I got a chuckle out of the title of this thread alone. You suck at Duck Hunt.


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