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ReeperTheSeeker
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Brut
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never heard of this movie.
looks cool. prolly better than who framed roger rabbit.
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ReeperTheSeeker
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never heard of this movie.
looks cool. prolly better than who framed roger rabbit. |
No, at least WFRR had a coherent plot.
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
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To say nothing of being one of the greatest films ever made.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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never heard of this movie.
looks cool. prolly better than who framed roger rabbit. |
Uh, no.
Cool World was supposed to be an animated horror movie in it's beginnings, but then it degenerated into basically a Kim Basinger starring vehicle with a plot looser than stools in a colostomy bag, Brad Pitt's first big starring role, and probably the funniest part of the movie was the camera popping out of a cartoon's asshole.
Seriously, this movie is more disjointed than a triple-jointed contortionist after a hideously brutal car wreck. The plot makes no fucking sense (cartoon wants to sleep with human so she can become real and then destroy the world???) and the only real saving grace to this movie is the brick to your genitals you're sure to subject yourself to after viewing it, in hopes that you'll never reproduce and chance your children accidentally watching it. Or, if you prefer, smashing your dong with something heavy will hurt less than remembering this movie.
Then again, it was fun to watch drunk, MST3K style.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Never saw the movie, but I did see the box for the game. I just figured that it was a lame Who Framed Roger Rabbit cash-in.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
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Bakshi tends to get the short end of the stick. Oftentimes he'd want to go one direction with a movie and end up having to compromise. Same thing happened with his version of the Lord of the Rings. Originally it was intended to tell the whole tale over a few movies however he was screwed over at the last moment by the executives from United Artist. Bakshi's movies often get a bad rap however he was often screwed over at the last moment. He's a very competent artist, he's just had it rough. The movie was admittedly bad however don't let it turn you off of other Bakshi films.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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Didn't Bashki do Fritz the cat?
Also the crazy Fire Chief from Ren & Stimpy is a tribute to Bashki.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
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Yeah he did. However to my knowledge he doesn't like to be associated with it's so called "Sequel".
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Crumb hated the Fritz the cat movie
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
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Fritz turned out to be an awesome movie. I remember that he had Fritz killed off in the sequel because he hated him so much.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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My friend and I rented this back in 1994 or 1995. I liked the cartoon world parts but the stuff in the real world was kind of lame.
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Syd Lexia
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I remember seeing trailers for this movie when it first came out. I was like 11 or 12, and I was pretty sure it was porn. I wanted to see it so bad. Kinda glad I didn't.
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ReeperTheSeeker
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| I remember seeing trailers for this movie when it first came out. I was like 11 or 12, and I was pretty sure it was porn. I wanted to see it so bad. Kinda glad I didn't. |
I had the same feeling and often considered renting it but something deep down was telling me to stay away.
I think the only good part of that movie was when it ended. Although, the initial concept for the movie would probably still be bad but it would be a horror movie then, so no one would think less of it.
When Brad whips out his badge and it said CWPD, i can't help but think that the movie is immature enough to imply the initials could also mean "Cock Wiener Pork & Dick" Or maybe it's me because Cool World warped my mind.
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Syd Lexia
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Also, none of Nostalgia Critic's friends have any acting skills whatsoever. It's like watching dinner theater.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
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I kind of feel like a kid who's having his hero torn apart and spit on. Then again I need to grow thicker skin. I'm a major Bakshi fan however I never cared for Cool World that much.
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Syd Lexia
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Older Bakshi stuff is definitely cool.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
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The only Bakshi film I haven't been able to see in it's entirety is Coonskin. I managed to watch most of it on youtube however they removed parts of the movie for being offensive. The parts I seen were excellent though.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
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Well Bakshi fans, to make the brunt of this a little better: Calling Cool World a Baksih film is like calling Superman Returns a Christopher Reeve film. IIRC, Cool World was Bakshi's idea, taken and given the American History X Shower Scene treatment.
Or, totally fucked in the ass, for people who didn't get the joke. By Nazis.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
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AJ Fox
Title: HylianFox
Joined: Jun 26 2009
Location: Calatia
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I've actually played the NES game based on this(or tried to, anyways).
I never knew it was a movie until now.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/home/587199.html
That said, it's a pretty horrible game. The kind that would wind up on a "Ten Worst Movie Licensed NES Games" on this very site...
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
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Yeah, but it's still a shame. Bakshi is a great artist and it sucks that he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves.
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