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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I've been contributing for Cracked for the last few months and my first article finally went up on the front page last Thursday so check it out and let me know what you think.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17048_8-awesome-cars-they-wont-let-you-buy.html
I have two other articles that I've finished waiting for their turn to be run, so if you enjoyed this last one, keep an eye out for more from me in the future.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Nice article, really funny
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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I read that one already. Not bad.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Hey awesome! I got a kick out of that one! 
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
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Same here. I liked that article!
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Good show.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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That was awesome. 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Very nice! Does Cracked pay you?
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Thanks for the praise everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Yea, they pay $50 per article, but they are extremely selective and every finished article that appears on the site has had to go through a long pitch process before they accept the idea and allow you to write it for them.
They just put up my second article today that I wrote last month and you can see it on the front page, or find it here: http://www.cracked.com/article_17066_6-dream-jobs-that-would-actually-suck.html
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
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Yeah, when I saw it I was thinking "I wonder if Pandajuice wrote this"
I was right!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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good show panda.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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Yeah, when I saw it I was thinking "I wonder if Pandajuice wrote this"
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I think that with everything I read. I was reading Tao of pooh the other day and I was like "this shit is bomb ass did PJ write this?" Alas he didn't though.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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I read that one today too. Nice work
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Didn't realize you wrote those. They're both really damned good, and it's nice to see a writer on cracked not trying to fall back on the word "fuck" for a joke each time.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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Cracked is the funniest site around these days, Kudos to you good sir.
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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I'd read them right now but I have an assload of threads to go through, and usually when I go on Cracked I stay there all day.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Thanks for the kind words everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed them.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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Greg the White
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Yeah, just noticed that one this morning, and was about to post in this topic. It's your best so far, and definitely one of the better ones on the site. They need some better writers who don't resort to ending paragraphs with the phrase "fucking _______" to get humor.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Here's just a little topic page I made for Cracked that they picked up and featured the other day. The topic pages are kind of like Cracked's humorous version of wikipedia. I have two other full articles in the works that I'll post here in case any of you guys are interested.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2430-google-earth/
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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I read that man it's awesome, I really need to brainstorm and come up with a good article for there man.
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FNJ
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great reads. thanks for sharing.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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That has to be the most oddly specific topic ever, though extremely entertaining.
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Title: The Power of Grayskull
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