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Posted: Feb 21 2009 03:38 pm

I've been contributing for Cracked for the last few months and my first article finally went up on the front page last Thursday so check it out and let me know what you think.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17048_8-awesome-cars-they-wont-let-you-buy.html

I have two other articles that I've finished waiting for their turn to be run, so if you enjoyed this last one, keep an eye out for more from me in the future.

Title: Mr. Serious Business Joined: Dec 17 2007

Nice article, really funny

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Feb 21 2009 04:14 pm

I read that one already. Not bad.

Posted: Feb 21 2009 04:34 pm

Hey awesome! I got a kick out of that one! Very Happy

Posted: Feb 21 2009 05:39 pm

Same here. I liked that article!

Posted: Feb 21 2009 06:54 pm

Good show.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 05:43 am

That was awesome. Smile

Posted: Feb 22 2009 08:13 am

Very nice! Does Cracked pay you?

Posted: Feb 22 2009 01:37 pm

Thanks for the praise everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Yea, they pay $50 per article, but they are extremely selective and every finished article that appears on the site has had to go through a long pitch process before they accept the idea and allow you to write it for them.

They just put up my second article today that I wrote last month and you can see it on the front page, or find it here: http://www.cracked.com/article_17066_6-dream-jobs-that-would-actually-suck.html

Posted: Feb 22 2009 05:03 pm

Yeah, when I saw it I was thinking "I wonder if Pandajuice wrote this"

I was right!

Posted: Feb 22 2009 05:06 pm

good show panda.

Title: Mr. Serious Business Joined: Dec 17 2007

SevereFlame wrote:

Yeah, when I saw it I was thinking "I wonder if Pandajuice wrote this"

I was right!

I think that with everything I read. I was reading Tao of pooh the other day and I was like "this shit is bomb ass did PJ write this?" Alas he didn't though.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Feb 22 2009 05:38 pm

I read that one today too. Nice work

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania

Didn't realize you wrote those. They're both really damned good, and it's nice to see a writer on cracked not trying to fall back on the word "fuck" for a joke each time.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 08:03 pm

Cracked is the funniest site around these days, Kudos to you good sir.

Posted: Feb 23 2009 06:54 pm

I'd read them right now but I have an assload of threads to go through, and usually when I go on Cracked I stay there all day.

Posted: Feb 23 2009 07:32 pm

Thanks for the kind words everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed them.

Posted: Mar 30 2009 11:37 am

Here's the latest article from me, currently on the front page of Cracked. Check out if you want to be horrified and disgusted.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrifying-parasites-on-planet.html

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania

Yeah, just noticed that one this morning, and was about to post in this topic. It's your best so far, and definitely one of the better ones on the site. They need some better writers who don't resort to ending paragraphs with the phrase "fucking _______" to get humor.

Posted: Oct 10 2009 07:24 am

Here's just a little topic page I made for Cracked that they picked up and featured the other day. The topic pages are kind of like Cracked's humorous version of wikipedia. I have two other full articles in the works that I'll post here in case any of you guys are interested.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2430-google-earth/

Title: Mr. Serious Business Joined: Dec 17 2007

I read that man it's awesome, I really need to brainstorm and come up with a good article for there man.

Title: Crazy Robofuck Batman Joined: Jun 07 2006

great reads. thanks for sharing.

Posted: Oct 25 2009 06:26 pm

Here's my latest page that I just finished and I'm hoping it gets featured on the front page. It's about NFL Sideline Reporters and how utterly useless that job is.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2716-nfl-sideline-reporters/

Title: Mr. Serious Business Joined: Dec 17 2007

That has to be the most oddly specific topic ever, though extremely entertaining.

Posted: Nov 07 2009 08:54 am

Here's my latest published article: http://www.cracked.com/article/154_6-people-who-faked-their-own-death-for-ridiculous-reasons/

It was a collaboration with another writer and we're both quite proud of how it came out.