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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Feb 21 2009 03:38 pm |
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I've been contributing for Cracked for the last few months and my first article finally went up on the front page last Thursday so check it out and let me know what you think.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17048_8-awesome-cars-they-wont-let-you-buy.html
I have two other articles that I've finished waiting for their turn to be run, so if you enjoyed this last one, keep an eye out for more from me in the future. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Mr. Serious Business
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Feb 21 2009 03:52 pm |
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UsaSatsui
Title: Youtube Superstar
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Eretzvaju
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Feb 21 2009 04:14 pm |
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DarkMaze
Title: Ed Glaser
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
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Feb 21 2009 04:34 pm |
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Hey awesome! I got a kick out of that one!  |
 Dark Maze Studios - Home of Press Start, Turkish Rambo, Deja View, and further things. |
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
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Feb 21 2009 05:39 pm |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Feb 21 2009 06:54 pm |
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Good show. |

| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| Well, shitting and puking your guts out is a quick way to lose weight. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Feb 22 2009 05:43 am |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Feb 22 2009 08:13 am |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Feb 22 2009 01:37 pm |
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Thanks for the praise everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Yea, they pay $50 per article, but they are extremely selective and every finished article that appears on the site has had to go through a long pitch process before they accept the idea and allow you to write it for them.
They just put up my second article today that I wrote last month and you can see it on the front page, or find it here: http://www.cracked.com/article_17066_6-dream-jobs-that-would-actually-suck.html |
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
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Feb 22 2009 05:03 pm |
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username
Title: master of my domain
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Feb 22 2009 05:06 pm |
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good show panda. |

| random comment on current.com wrote: |
| you cant blame him for everything. he said "YES WE CAN" not "YES I WILL" |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Mr. Serious Business
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Feb 22 2009 05:15 pm |
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| SevereFlame wrote: |
Yeah, when I saw it I was thinking "I wonder if Pandajuice wrote this"
I was right! |
I think that with everything I read. I was reading Tao of pooh the other day and I was like "this shit is bomb ass did PJ write this?" Alas he didn't though. |
 Watch professor alex right damn now! |
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UsaSatsui
Title: Youtube Superstar
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Eretzvaju
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Feb 22 2009 05:38 pm |
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Feb 22 2009 07:49 pm |
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Didn't realize you wrote those. They're both really damned good, and it's nice to see a writer on cracked not trying to fall back on the word "fuck" for a joke each time. |
 No one here is getting out alive. This time, I've really lost my mind, and I don't care.
My blog: www.gregamedia.blogspot.com |
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enshinkarateman
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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Feb 22 2009 08:03 pm |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Feb 23 2009 06:54 pm |
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I'd read them right now but I have an assload of threads to go through, and usually when I go on Cracked I stay there all day. |

"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Feb 23 2009 07:32 pm |
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Thanks for the kind words everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed them. |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Mar 30 2009 11:37 am |
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Mar 30 2009 02:08 pm |
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Yeah, just noticed that one this morning, and was about to post in this topic. It's your best so far, and definitely one of the better ones on the site. They need some better writers who don't resort to ending paragraphs with the phrase "fucking _______" to get humor. |
 No one here is getting out alive. This time, I've really lost my mind, and I don't care.
My blog: www.gregamedia.blogspot.com |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Oct 10 2009 07:24 am |
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Here's just a little topic page I made for Cracked that they picked up and featured the other day. The topic pages are kind of like Cracked's humorous version of wikipedia. I have two other full articles in the works that I'll post here in case any of you guys are interested.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2430-google-earth/ |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Mr. Serious Business
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Oct 10 2009 11:14 am |
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FNJ
Title: Crazy Robofuck Batman
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Oct 11 2009 12:46 am |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Oct 25 2009 06:26 pm |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Mr. Serious Business
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Oct 25 2009 06:45 pm |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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Location: US and UK
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Nov 07 2009 08:54 am |
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