We don't need to remember these ten years.

In the classic movie Dazed and Confused, one of the main characters postulated that every other decade sucks: the 50s sucked, the 60s ruled, and the 70s sucked, so he claimed that the 80s would be awesome; he was right.

And if you go back a little further, you find it to be true as well. The 40s were a good time, the 30s sucks, and the 20s ruled.

However, I would like to submit to you that the formula has been corrupted. The 90s were a pretty good time, so it stands to reason, that two good decades in a row mean that we'll have two awful decades in a row. Consequently, the two decade spanning from 2000-2019 will never be worth mentioning in any sort of historical or contemporary context. The next decade worth discussing will be the 20s. This works out famously, because the 00s and the 10s are the two decades that no one knows what to call.

There's only one hope: we need to reimagine 80s properties to appeal to the youth market by adding in sexy teenagers and CGI, and making them way more explodier.

For example, Max Headroom. Max Headroom is best remembered for selling us Coca-Cola, so we can do whatever we want with the property. This time around, Max Headroom is a loner/vigilante who gets befriended by Shia LaBoeuf and Megan Fox. The movie will focus mostly on Shia, Megan, and attempted date rape, with Max getting about 20 minutes of screentime.

Oh wait... you said SAVE. My bad.