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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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I mowed the front yard yesterday. When my mother left this morning, she poked her head back in to inform me that I had left the clippers and a few empty grass bags on the front porch steps. After she left I threw on some clothes and wandered outside to put those away.
Sitting right in the middle of the empty folded grass bags on the front porch steps was a folded pocket knife. I kinda eyed it for a moment, then moved it aside and put the clippers and the grass bags away.
Neither my mother or I own a pocket knife. This means that some stranger came up to our house in the middle of the night and did something, and left this pocket knife behind.
There are some kids that live across the street that occasionally act up and do crazy shit (like set their yard on fire), so I wonder if it belongs to them. If so, why were they at our house last night? And why did they leave this pocket knife on our front steps?
Knowing people were at your house in the middle of the night is mildly creepy.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Do you get your lawn fertilized?
They usually drop a bill off at the front door where I live. The guy could have dropped the knife.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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Nope.
Well, yes, we do get our lawn fertilized, but I mowed the yard yesterday evening, and finished around 8pm. They lawn dudes don't come in the middle of the night to do their work.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Kojjiro! wrote: |
| i'm going to get in aika's pants if it kills me |
| Kojjiro! wrote: |
| i meant it more in a "hunt down aika and murder her and wear her skin on my body" kind of way |
I would not rent Panic Room.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| I would not rent Panic Room. |
That's good advice.
It's not a very good movie.
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Do you have a large dog? If not, get one.
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You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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I've seen Panic Room. ........
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| Do you have a large dog? If not, get one. |
I have a nice large wimp of a black lab who gets nervous around bunnies. I don't think she'll be of much use.
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GPFontaine
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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I'm not sure what you're implying here.
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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| aika wrote: |
I've seen Panic Room. ........
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| Do you have a large dog? If not, get one. |
I have a nice large wimp of a black lab who gets nervous around bunnies. I don't think she'll be of much use.  |
Haha, I had a big black lab too. He was also a wuss, but he could at least alert us to anything that was outside, even if he did so by whimpering or running and hiding.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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| aika wrote: |
I'm not sure what you're implying here.  |
Rig that shit up.
Go watch Home Alone and you'll be 100% safe. Just do everything that the kid does.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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... incidently I am home alone.
Also, someone keeps calling the house phone but the line is dead when I answer.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Put up a security camera and survey the area for a while. And most definitely get a motion sensor light if the former seems too absurd.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| aika wrote: |
... incidently I am home alone.
Also, someone keeps calling the house phone but the line is dead when I answer. |
Syd... really its not funny man, you have her scared now.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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keep to doors locked, stay away from the windows, don't answer the house phone only your cell, if it is too bad leave home and go to a friends house, also tell your mom or dad or whatever about the knife, it's not that bad, I am guessing you live in a fairly suburban neighboorhood, not like where I grew up as a small child, trust me you are fine, just be safe no worries
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Buy a gun. 'Nuff said.
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
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| Buy a gun. 'Nuff said. |
People who own guns are more likely to be shot themselves - little known fact.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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| King wrote: |
| Keep the doors locked, stay away from the windows, don't answer the house phone, only your cell. If it is too bad, leave home and go to a friends house, also tell your mom or dad about the knife. It's not that bad, I am guessing you live in a fairly suburban neighboorhood, not like where I grew up as a small child, trust me you are fine. Just be safe no worries. |
I agree with this post.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| docinsano wrote: |
| drewbocop wrote: |
| Buy a gun. 'Nuff said. |
People who own guns are more likely to be shot themselves - little known fact. |
Pfft...
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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| docinsano wrote: |
| People who own guns are more likely to be shot themselves - little known fact. |
Yeah, only the stupid people.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Holy crap, you guys seem to think someone's stalking me.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
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If there is you might want to lock the door if its a guy. >_>
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| If there is you might want to lock the door if its a guy. >_> |
LOL, because, what, lady stalkers are okay? If a girl wants to break in and have hot, lesbian sex with me, none of you would care?
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GPFontaine
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| If there is you might want to lock the door if its a guy. >_> |
Hopefully no one is stalking her. But what the fuck would it matter if it were a guy or a girl?
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
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Wow, are you partially retarded. Guys, could do "it" with here while she sleeps. I hope no ones stalking her too.
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