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Syd Lexia
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: May 14 2006 03:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Under the advice of my moderators as well as several of my regular forum members, you have been awarded strike three for continuing to defend pedophilia. You are now banned for two weeks.

Your password has been changed and your e-mail address has been altered so that you cannot request it. At the end of two weeks, I will personally e-mail you a new password which you can change as you please.

If you attempt to violate your sentence by registering a new user name, you will be banned permanently. Your sentence ends on May 28th.

And now, here's a quote from one of my all-time favorite episodes of South Park to help put this in perspective:

Kyle: Dude. You have sex with children.
NAMBLA Leader: We are human. Most of us didnít even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We canít help the way we are, and if you all canít understand that, well, then, I guess youíll just have to put us away.
Kyle [slowly, for emphasis]: Dude. You have sex. With children.
Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
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Deezee
Title: Disregard me.
Joined: Feb 26 2006
Location: Bellingham, WA
PostPosted: May 23 2006 05:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

What's so bad about having sex with children?

I mean, I'm still legally a child Wink

(Actually, I think I'm old enough to qualify for statutory rape these days...)
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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 02:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

That had better be a joke, and by children he meant CHILDREN, not like 17 year olds.


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Juffo-Wup
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 06:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

In U.S.A what's the legal age to get screwed ? 18 ? Cuz here it's 16


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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 11:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

It varies by state. In most of the US, including here, the age of concent is 16. However, anyone 18 years or older that has sex with someone under the age of 18 is guilty of statatory rape. It's a weird system in which 16 and 17 year olds can screw each other, but not 18 year olds.


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lordsathien
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: May 24 2006 02:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.ageofconsent.com For anyone interested. It lists the allowed age (for each gender O.O) in pretty much every country and US state.


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Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 04:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
It varies by state. In most of the US, including here, the age of concent is 16. However, anyone 18 years or older that has sex with someone under the age of 18 is guilty of statatory rape. It's a weird system in which 16 and 17 year olds can screw each other, but not 18 year olds.


Yeah, it's annoying. I'm 19, and there's this 17 year old lass I want to go out with. Mind you I don't even have anything sexual in mind, she's just a sweetheart. I know even going out with her would raise hell. I can sit idly by until November, however.

Thanks a lot pedophiles, ya all are ruinin' it for the rest of us.

That sounds so wrong.
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Tebor
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 06:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Man, I don't want to talk about it. For some reason I hang out at a lot of places teens hang out, so I get hit on by a number of 14 year olds. I feel dirty as sin whenever they even look at me now.

I was watching the Jeremy Irons version of Lolita over the weekend and... actually, I'll just end this here.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 06:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
I was watching the Jeremy Irons version of Lolita over the weekend and... actually, I'll just end this here.

There's the Five Minute Rule though. If you finish in under 5 minutes, it doesn't count as statutory rape.
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Tebor
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 06:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Tebor wrote:
I was watching the Jeremy Irons version of Lolita over the weekend and... actually, I'll just end this here.

There's the Five Minute Rule though. If you finish in under 5 minutes, it doesn't count as statutory rape.

Now I'm confused. If that's a Lolita reference, I should mention someone said that Skeletor (aka Frank Langella) ran around naked, so I had to turn it off. Immediately.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 06:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
Now I'm confused. If that's a Lolita reference, I should mention someone said that Skeletor (aka Frank Langella) ran around naked, so I had to turn it off. Immediately.

No, that's just basic life advice.
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 06:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

More basic life advice? It's not rape if you don't enjoy it.
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Tebor
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 07:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Bob Knight on Rape:
"If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."


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"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor

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DarkMaze
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 11:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
Now I'm confused. If that's a Lolita reference, I should mention someone said that Skeletor (aka Frank Langella) ran around naked, so I had to turn it off. Immediately.


Yep. Well, not naked. He wears a robe.... But it's open. And the camera spares you nothing.

Good movie, though. Better than Kubrick's, and a zillion times better that the book, which really feels more sluggish than scandalous.


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Tebor
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PostPosted: May 24 2006 11:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

DarkMaze wrote:

Good movie, though. Better than Kubrick's, and a zillion times better that the book, which really feels more sluggish than scandalous.


From the first hour I saw, I will agree with you 100%. I forget where I had to stop watching...


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