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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Under the advice of my moderators as well as several of my regular forum members, you have been awarded strike three for continuing to defend pedophilia. You are now banned for two weeks.
Your password has been changed and your e-mail address has been altered so that you cannot request it. At the end of two weeks, I will personally e-mail you a new password which you can change as you please.
If you attempt to violate your sentence by registering a new user name, you will be banned permanently. Your sentence ends on May 28th.
And now, here's a quote from one of my all-time favorite episodes of South Park to help put this in perspective:
Kyle: Dude. You have sex with children.
NAMBLA Leader: We are human. Most of us didn’t even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can’t help the way we are, and if you all can’t understand that, well, then, I guess you’ll just have to put us away.
Kyle [slowly, for emphasis]: Dude. You have sex. With children.
Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
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Deezee
Title: Disregard me.
Joined: Feb 26 2006
Location: Bellingham, WA
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What's so bad about having sex with children?
I mean, I'm still legally a child
(Actually, I think I'm old enough to qualify for statutory rape these days...)
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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Juffo-Wup
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Location: Helsinki
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In U.S.A what's the legal age to get screwed ? 18 ? Cuz here it's 16
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Dr. Jeebus
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It varies by state. In most of the US, including here, the age of concent is 16. However, anyone 18 years or older that has sex with someone under the age of 18 is guilty of statatory rape. It's a weird system in which 16 and 17 year olds can screw each other, but not 18 year olds.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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http://www.ageofconsent.com For anyone interested. It lists the allowed age (for each gender O.O) in pretty much every country and US state.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
It varies by state. In most of the US, including here, the age of concent is 16. However, anyone 18 years or older that has sex with someone under the age of 18 is guilty of statatory rape. It's a weird system in which 16 and 17 year olds can screw each other, but not 18 year olds. |
Yeah, it's annoying. I'm 19, and there's this 17 year old lass I want to go out with. Mind you I don't even have anything sexual in mind, she's just a sweetheart. I know even going out with her would raise hell. I can sit idly by until November, however.
Thanks a lot pedophiles, ya all are ruinin' it for the rest of us.
That sounds so wrong.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Man, I don't want to talk about it. For some reason I hang out at a lot of places teens hang out, so I get hit on by a number of 14 year olds. I feel dirty as sin whenever they even look at me now.
I was watching the Jeremy Irons version of Lolita over the weekend and... actually, I'll just end this here.
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Syd Lexia
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Tebor wrote: |
I was watching the Jeremy Irons version of Lolita over the weekend and... actually, I'll just end this here. |
There's the Five Minute Rule though. If you finish in under 5 minutes, it doesn't count as statutory rape.
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Tebor
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Tebor wrote: |
I was watching the Jeremy Irons version of Lolita over the weekend and... actually, I'll just end this here. |
There's the Five Minute Rule though. If you finish in under 5 minutes, it doesn't count as statutory rape. |
Now I'm confused. If that's a Lolita reference, I should mention someone said that Skeletor (aka Frank Langella) ran around naked, so I had to turn it off. Immediately.
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Syd Lexia
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Tebor wrote: |
Now I'm confused. If that's a Lolita reference, I should mention someone said that Skeletor (aka Frank Langella) ran around naked, so I had to turn it off. Immediately. |
No, that's just basic life advice.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
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More basic life advice? It's not rape if you don't enjoy it.
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Tebor
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Bob Knight on Rape:
"If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Tebor wrote: |
Now I'm confused. If that's a Lolita reference, I should mention someone said that Skeletor (aka Frank Langella) ran around naked, so I had to turn it off. Immediately. |
Yep. Well, not naked. He wears a robe.... But it's open. And the camera spares you nothing.
Good movie, though. Better than Kubrick's, and a zillion times better that the book, which really feels more sluggish than scandalous.
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Tebor
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DarkMaze wrote: |
Good movie, though. Better than Kubrick's, and a zillion times better that the book, which really feels more sluggish than scandalous. |
From the first hour I saw, I will agree with you 100%. I forget where I had to stop watching...
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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