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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Tebor wrote: |
| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| I would have told her to quit yapping and go make me a sammich. |
You are fined one credit for a violation of the Banned Words Statute.
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
7. Banned word and phrases
The following words and phrases are banned: ima, prolly, Carson Daly is not a homo, sammich. If you break this rule, expect a polite but firm written warning. Repeated violations of this rule may lead to you being banned.
- Syd Lexia and the moderators |
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Ok, seriously, what the hell is wrong with the word sammich? My mom says it all the time and its cute when she does it too.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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JRA, you are fined five credits for questioning authority. Be well.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Yeah man, I don't have a problem with the word, but I'd never dare to say it here!
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3474
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| Tebor wrote: |
| JRA, you are fined five credits for questioning authority. Be well. |
We have credits here?  For what?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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| JRA wrote: |
| We have credits here? For what? |
Pretty much anything. I was swearing on the toilet yesterday and there was Tebor knocking on the door. I was fairly surprised.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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How many credits do we have?
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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| How many credits do we have? |
You get one per post.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Tebor wrote: |
| JRA, you are fined five credits for questioning authority. Be well. |
It is also worth noting that he used the word for which he was originally penalized in his questioning.
The nerve.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| How many credits do we have? |
Sometimes several.
Other times more or less.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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And these credits? What reason would we have to be concerned over how many we have?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| How many credits do we have? |
Haha, nice sig!
However, you now owe me 15 credits.
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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fine, I still have a lot, plus one for this post!
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| JRA wrote: |
| And these credits? What reason would we have to be concerned over how many we have? |
Only every reason.
Dude.. Sydlexia credits?
If we were talking about Republic credits, you'd be all "Oh yeah.. but we don't take those here in the outer rim..." but these are Sydlexia credits. They are taken EVERYWHERE.
Unless Tebor takes them away from you.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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SydLexia.com Fun Bucks are not redeemable anywhere. Especially not at SydLexia.com.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| SydLexia.com Fun Bucks are not redeemable anywhere. Especially not at SydLexia.com. |
This forum needs some arcade games like rpgdreamersforum.com
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
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| JRA wrote: |
| We have credits here? For what? |
Pretty much anything. I was swearing on the toilet yesterday and there was Tebor knocking on the door. I was fairly surprised. |
Scary thing is the fact that you were 'fairly' surprised :\
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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| SydLexia.com Fun Bucks are not redeemable anywhere. Especially not at SydLexia.com. |
So why does Tebor take them from us if they're non-redeemable? Isn't Tebor taking them away a form of involuntarily redeeming them?
A paradox...
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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Aren't double posts awesome! Try for 3 next time.  Tebor uses them kind of like how Chris Reeve needed fetuses in SouthPark.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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So my question still hasn't been answered. Why is "sammich" a cuss word around here? Is it a part of internet slang or something Cos the only person I've heard use tthat word was my mother, and that was in real life. Then I come here and read the FAQ and I'm like "what the hell?"
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
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| JRA wrote: |
| So my question still hasn't been answered. Why is "sammich" a cuss word around here? Is it a part of internet slang or something Cos the only person I've heard use tthat word was my mother, and that was in real life. Then I come here and read the FAQ and I'm like "what the hell?" |
You might want to edit that out before you get modded again.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| JRA wrote: |
| So my question still hasn't been answered. Why is "sammich" a cuss word around here? Is it a part of internet slang or something Cos the only person I've heard use tthat word was my mother, and that was in real life. Then I come here and read the FAQ and I'm like "what the hell?" |
You might want to edit that out before you get modded again. |
Who cares? This is the most dumb modding I have ever seen, and I used to go to the Gamespot forums.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Wow, you all took the Demolition Man gag of the day waaaaaaay too seriously.
For newcomers: We've been making fun of the "sammich" rule for years. Examples: DarkMaze gets in trouble with Valdronius, DarkMaze moves to appeal, Douche McCallister makes a mispelled sammich joke mod, and Tebor makes another sammich modded joke.
Second, no one got modded. If you got modded your post would've been deleted or you would've received a real warning. Occasionally, we make joke mods, which I thought was extremely clear here. Especially when this site has no credits and it was clearly a reference to " Demolition Man", but as Val pointed out we do have SydLexia.com Fun Bucks.
Edit: I lied. SydLexia.com DOES have CREDITS.
Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: I added a few more random links into this post to parody the flashback button in MGS4. Or was I just bored?
Edit III Forced to Fight: This edit is to showcase the "edit" button a top your every post. Dare I reference another forum rule? Or will it only derail a derailed thread? Eh, couldn't hurt. 
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
3. Oh, one more thing...
You are not Detective Columbo. If you forget to say something in a reply, don't post a new one directly after it. Instead, you should EDIT your original post. |
 This is secret text. The link to the left is a secret link. All your questions about the universe will be answered.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Tebor wrote: |
Wow, you all took the Demolition Man gag of the day waaaaaaay too seriously.
For newcomers: We've been making fun of the "sammich" rule for years. Examples: DarkMaze gets in trouble with Valdronius, DarkMaze moves to appeal, Douche McCallister makes a mispelled sammich joke mod, and Tebor makes another sammich modded joke.
Second, no one got modded. If you got modded your post would've been deleted or you would've received a real warning. Occasionally, we make joke mods, which I thought was extremely clear here. Especially when this site has no credits and it was clearly a reference to "Demolition Man", but as Val pointed out we do have SydLexia.com Fun Bucks.
Edit: I lied. SydLexia.com DOES have CREDITS.
Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: I added a few more random links into this post to parody the flashback button in MGS4. Or was I just bored?
Edit III Forced to Fight: This edit is to showcase the "edit" button a top your every post. Dare I reference another forum rule? Or will it only derail a derailed thread? Eh, couldn't hurt.
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
3. Oh, one more thing...
You are not Detective Columbo. If you forget to say something in a reply, don't post a new one directly after it. Instead, you should EDIT your original post. |
This is secret text. The link to the left is a secret link. All your questions about the universe will be answered. |
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Laminated Sky
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