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Syd Lexia
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are both white gloved hands.
And Mario, Nintendo's marquee character, wears white gloves. So I wonder if in some future Smash game we'll learn that Master Hand and Crazy Hand belong to a giant Mario. Or better yet, maybe they'll be accompanied by the creepy disembodied Mario head from Mario Teaches Typing and the Mario 64 title screen.
But more importantly, I have a question. If Master Hand and Crazy Hand are indeed Mario's hands, which one would he use to masturbate?
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S. McCracken
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Depends on what kind of experience he's looking for. Everyone knows crazy sex is the best sex but ends up being more complicated afterwards. When he wants stability (maybe to be dominated?) he'll use Master Hand,
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Chrisby
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My first thought when I first bought SSB on the N64 was whether or not he was supposed to be Mario's hand.
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Laminated Sky
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
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I think Hail-NekoYasha has the answer to what Master Hand really is. . . .
And here is one by FrutiValusDaydreamer
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| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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That would actually be perfect.
Either that or Andross circa Star Fox 64.
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FNJ
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I was under the assujmption (considering the guys were dolls and not trophies in teh first game) that master hand was just a kid playing with his toys, and therefore master hand was the kids hand.
but to not derail the joke topic, I will say that the heands belong to michael jackson.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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| I was under the assujmption (considering the guys were dolls and not trophies in teh first game) that master hand was just a kid playing with his toys, and therefore master hand was the kids hand. |
that was my assumption as well. as each characters ending just showed them turning into a doll and it looked like someone was walking out of the room before the credits rolled thru.
either way, i think crazy hand would probably be better for fisting seeing how crazy it can move once its inside. unless the person is not accustomed yet, they might want the smoother master hand for fisting.
now that i consider it, crazy hand is probably for groping/foreplay while master hand is the finisher. yeah.
alright, thats a little too much even for a videogame forum
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Syd Lexia
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| JEW wrote: |
| I was under the assumption (considering the guys were dolls and not trophies in the first game) that master hand was just a kid playing with his toys, and therefore master hand was the kid's hand. |
Well, they could have been Mario's dolls.
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erock
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
| I was under the assumption (considering the guys were dolls and not trophies in the first game) that master hand was just a kid playing with his toys, and therefore master hand was the kid's hand. |
Well, they could have been Mario's dolls. |
Very true. Remember Booster seemed to have dolls of everything. Even Samus and Peach if i remember 100% correctly.
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FNJ
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| Laminated Sky wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
| but to not derail the joke topic, I will say that the heands belong to michael jackson. |
I thought he only wore one white glove? |
you're actualyl fighting two michael jacksons, one jsut went crazy.
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Laminated Sky
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| JEW wrote: |
| you're actualyl fighting two michael jacksons, one jsut went crazy. |
O I see so the right on is the black michael jackson and the left one is the white pedophile michael jackson.
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I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
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