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Title: Wise Ass Joined: Jul 23 2007 Posts: 553

Choose yours.

Posted: Mar 12 2008 09:27 pm

All i know from Hercules is he kicks the shit out of a bear. Thats so awesome.

Posted: Mar 12 2008 10:47 pm

I gotta go with True Lies...I fucking HATE that movie. Tom Arnold is the only redeeming quality.

Posted: Mar 12 2008 11:04 pm

batman & robin cause it was so ridiculously terrible.

Mr Freeze was vaguely faithful. Ivy sucked my cornhole(actually, if she had done that, i probably would've liked the movie more) Bane was a fucking joke in that movie.

god i feel like drinking just thinking of that movie. so terrible.

Posted: Mar 13 2008 12:48 am

I didn't pick Batman because it wasn't Arnie's fault the movie was terrible. I picked Hercules cuz it looks like low-budget schlock, bear fighting aside.

Posted: Mar 13 2008 01:08 am

Junior. "Arnold is pregnant" is all you need to know. Its creepy and bizarre idea.

Posted: Mar 13 2008 01:18 am

Eraser, because it got him an honorary WWF title.

Posted: Mar 13 2008 06:00 am

Gotta go with Junior.

Posted: Mar 13 2008 10:08 am

Logic dictates Junior, but Collateral Damage is burned into my brain, not only is it the worst Arnold movie, it could be one of the worst movies ever.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Close call, but his acting was pretty horrible in Batman, and the endless ice puns were nauseating.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Cattivo wrote:

Close call, but his acting was pretty horrible in Batman, and the endless ice puns were nauseating.

Aww batman wasnt so bad in fact it was kind of ICE

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

ross_rifle113 wrote:

I picked Hercules cuz it looks like low-budget schlock

It is, but it's also Arnold's first movie, so it's hard to really hold it against him. Heck, he was even dubbed with some weenie guy's voice and billed as "Arnold Strong." I'd say it barely counts.

Batman and Robin FTW. Very Happy

Title: Wise Ass Joined: Jul 23 2007 Posts: 553

In my opinion, Junior is the worst Schwarzenegger film ever made.

In case any of you are wonder why I didn't put Jingle All the Way on the list is because it is so cheesy, it's kind of good.

IT'S TURBO TIME, BITCH!

Posted: Mar 13 2008 01:40 pm

I had to go with Junior. A lot of those movies were bad because of the script/director; the ideas behind the movie were ok and Arnold did what he could with what he was given.

But Junior? Sheeeeeeeeeeeet; I wouldn't show that to someone I don't like.

Posted: Mar 14 2008 03:12 am

Junior it is.

Posted: Mar 14 2008 03:55 pm

Hercules in New York - FUCKING WONDERFUL! Me, The Champion of the Universe, and a few other guys were going to pitch in to buy the rights to the film when they went on sale. In the end we got out bid. :'(
The Villain - Never saw it.
Red Sonja - Meh, it just wasn't Red Sonja enough.
Raw Deal - CULT CLASSIC!
Last Action Hero - One of his best, fuck you Zak Penn... wait, he likes it now.
Junior - This gets my vote.
Batman and Robin - I watch it every time I get sick and the next day I'm always better.
Collateral Damage - We needed more movies like this after 9/11. Sure Arnold doesn't shoot anyone, but this is what action movies used to be about.

Posted: Mar 17 2008 03:42 pm

Tebor wrote:

Hercules in New York - FUCKING WONDERFUL! Me, The Champion of the Universe, and a few other guys were going to pitch in to buy the rights to the film when they went on sale. In the end we got out bid. :'(
The Villain - Never saw it.
Red Sonja - Meh, it just wasn't Red Sonja enough.
Raw Deal - CULT CLASSIC!
Last Action Hero - One of his best, fuck you Zak Penn... wait, he likes it now.
Junior - This gets my vote.
Batman and Robin - I watch it every time I get sick and the next day I'm always better.
Collateral Damage - We needed more movies like this after 9/11. Sure Arnold doesn't shoot anyone, but this is what action movies used to be about.

This is pretty much similar to how I feel. Me and some buddies were trying to take actors like Arnold, Sly, etc and come up with movies that we didn't like. For the most part, we couldn't do it. Even the garbage quality movies have likable qualities to them.

My vote here is for Junior. It is really the only Arnold movie I don't like. I could go to a film festival playing even his worst stuff (Junior aside) and love it. Also, IMO Last Action Hero is awesome. Best movie on the list.

Best Arnold movie is much more difficult IMO as for me, here, Junior is the obvious no brainer.

Posted: Apr 16 2008 10:03 pm

Thank you everyone for not saying Conan the Destroyer. I just watched that again and it frickin' rocked! I miss low budget fantasy yarns like it. Rubber monsters that know wrestling moves, sound stage sets, matte paintings, gratuitous feats of strength and sword twirling, desired statutory rape, and scary women like Grace Jones and Ursa. Cool

Posted: Apr 17 2008 04:21 am

Tebor wrote:

Thank you everyone for not saying Conan the Destroyer. I just watched that again and it frickin' rocked! I miss low budget fantasy yarns like it. Rubber monsters that know wrestling moves, sound stage sets, matte paintings, gratuitous feats of strength and sword twirling, desired statutory rape, and scary women like Grace Jones and Ursa. Cool

My main beef with that movie was the thief. The most obnoxious character ever.

Posted: Apr 17 2008 05:25 am

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Tebor wrote:

Thank you everyone for not saying Conan the Destroyer. I just watched that again and it frickin' rocked! I miss low budget fantasy yarns like it. Rubber monsters that know wrestling moves, sound stage sets, matte paintings, gratuitous feats of strength and sword twirling, desired statutory rape, and scary women like Grace Jones and Ursa. Cool

My main beef with that movie was the thief. The most obnoxious character ever.

Malak is more annoying than ANY CG character.

Posted: Apr 18 2008 04:35 am

How can anyone not like True Lies.

Junior wins on this.