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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
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All i know from Hercules is he kicks the shit out of a bear. Thats so awesome.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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I gotta go with True Lies...I fucking HATE that movie. Tom Arnold is the only redeeming quality.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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batman & robin cause it was so ridiculously terrible.
Mr Freeze was vaguely faithful. Ivy sucked my cornhole(actually, if she had done that, i probably would've liked the movie more) Bane was a fucking joke in that movie.
god i feel like drinking just thinking of that movie. so terrible.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I didn't pick Batman because it wasn't Arnie's fault the movie was terrible. I picked Hercules cuz it looks like low-budget schlock, bear fighting aside.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Junior. "Arnold is pregnant" is all you need to know. Its creepy and bizarre idea.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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Eraser, because it got him an honorary WWF title.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Stanly
Title: I Live!
Joined: Feb 18 2008
Location: Florida
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Logic dictates Junior, but Collateral Damage is burned into my brain, not only is it the worst Arnold movie, it could be one of the worst movies ever.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Close call, but his acting was pretty horrible in Batman, and the endless ice puns were nauseating.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Cattivo wrote: |
Close call, but his acting was pretty horrible in Batman, and the endless ice puns were nauseating. |
Aww batman wasnt so bad in fact it was kind of ICE
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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ross_rifle113 wrote: |
I picked Hercules cuz it looks like low-budget schlock |
It is, but it's also Arnold's first movie, so it's hard to really hold it against him. Heck, he was even dubbed with some weenie guy's voice and billed as "Arnold Strong." I'd say it barely counts.
Batman and Robin FTW.
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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
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In my opinion, Junior is the worst Schwarzenegger film ever made.
In case any of you are wonder why I didn't put Jingle All the Way on the list is because it is so cheesy, it's kind of good.
IT'S TURBO TIME, BITCH!
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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I had to go with Junior. A lot of those movies were bad because of the script/director; the ideas behind the movie were ok and Arnold did what he could with what he was given.
But Junior? Sheeeeeeeeeeeet; I wouldn't show that to someone I don't like.
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Hercules in New York - FUCKING WONDERFUL! Me, The Champion of the Universe, and a few other guys were going to pitch in to buy the rights to the film when they went on sale. In the end we got out bid. :'(
The Villain - Never saw it.
Red Sonja - Meh, it just wasn't Red Sonja enough.
Raw Deal - CULT CLASSIC!
Last Action Hero - One of his best, fuck you Zak Penn... wait, he likes it now.
Junior - This gets my vote.
Batman and Robin - I watch it every time I get sick and the next day I'm always better.
Collateral Damage - We needed more movies like this after 9/11. Sure Arnold doesn't shoot anyone, but this is what action movies used to be about.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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Tebor wrote: |
Hercules in New York - FUCKING WONDERFUL! Me, The Champion of the Universe, and a few other guys were going to pitch in to buy the rights to the film when they went on sale. In the end we got out bid. :'(
The Villain - Never saw it.
Red Sonja - Meh, it just wasn't Red Sonja enough.
Raw Deal - CULT CLASSIC!
Last Action Hero - One of his best, fuck you Zak Penn... wait, he likes it now.
Junior - This gets my vote.
Batman and Robin - I watch it every time I get sick and the next day I'm always better.
Collateral Damage - We needed more movies like this after 9/11. Sure Arnold doesn't shoot anyone, but this is what action movies used to be about. |
This is pretty much similar to how I feel. Me and some buddies were trying to take actors like Arnold, Sly, etc and come up with movies that we didn't like. For the most part, we couldn't do it. Even the garbage quality movies have likable qualities to them.
My vote here is for Junior. It is really the only Arnold movie I don't like. I could go to a film festival playing even his worst stuff (Junior aside) and love it. Also, IMO Last Action Hero is awesome. Best movie on the list.
Best Arnold movie is much more difficult IMO as for me, here, Junior is the obvious no brainer.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Thank you everyone for not saying Conan the Destroyer. I just watched that again and it frickin' rocked! I miss low budget fantasy yarns like it. Rubber monsters that know wrestling moves, sound stage sets, matte paintings, gratuitous feats of strength and sword twirling, desired statutory rape, and scary women like Grace Jones and Ursa.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Tebor wrote: |
Thank you everyone for not saying Conan the Destroyer. I just watched that again and it frickin' rocked! I miss low budget fantasy yarns like it. Rubber monsters that know wrestling moves, sound stage sets, matte paintings, gratuitous feats of strength and sword twirling, desired statutory rape, and scary women like Grace Jones and Ursa.  |
My main beef with that movie was the thief. The most obnoxious character ever.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
Tebor wrote: |
Thank you everyone for not saying Conan the Destroyer. I just watched that again and it frickin' rocked! I miss low budget fantasy yarns like it. Rubber monsters that know wrestling moves, sound stage sets, matte paintings, gratuitous feats of strength and sword twirling, desired statutory rape, and scary women like Grace Jones and Ursa.  |
My main beef with that movie was the thief. The most obnoxious character ever. |
Malak is more annoying than ANY CG character.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Red_Mage
Title: Palutina's Guardian
Joined: Mar 18 2008
Location: Eastern Illinois U
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How can anyone not like True Lies.
Junior wins on this.
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