Here I am checking to see if this place is still alive and not only am I shocked to not only find a new article, but one no one is talking about!
I'll be honest, it's not the best thing Syd's ever put out, but this is a classic:
I know I said no more vagina jokes, but what about clitoris jokes? Because I've got a pretty good clitoris joke, and it's this: the average guy has about as much chance of discovering this clitoris-like boss as they do of finding an actual clitoris - zero. Oh snap, take that, guys who aren't me. I totally found the clitoris, and I did it the same way I beat the original Metroid: trial and error, and lots of hand-drawn maps.
Also I don't know where the grammatical errors thread went but for what it's worth I don't remember seeing any, so good job with that!
As for the game, it looks like death metal put to an NES game.