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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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NSFW warning for its language.
Legitimate texts sent by Bennett, a 17 year old white guy working for Amoco whom believes he's a crip, to his cousin. Bennett is unaware his cousin posts the texts.
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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Bennett on Cannibalism LOL.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2450
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Beat me to posting it 
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1690
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Saw this on Reddit the other day. Such greatness.
The HUSTLA DA RABBIT one made me laugh. Out loud, even!
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Hehe saw you guys post this on facebook. Total gold. I bookmarked it.
"MY girl and i fightin cuz she make me wear a condom since she ran out of da pill. what kind if moeron is she? i tell her condoms are a scam and all she gotta do is do jumping jacks to get da sperm out her"
Someone is in for a rude awakening...
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6108
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Quite amusing. Do we know it's legit though? Feels a little forced to me.
Not that detracts from the humor in the slightest, I'm just curious.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
Posts: 1777
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
Quite amusing. Do we know it's legit though? Feels a little forced to me.
Not that detracts from the humor in the slightest, I'm just curious. |
Yeah it was funny but I almost have to wonder if it isn't fake myself. I mean I know some white people that talk and act like that to a degree but this is over the top. I guess it is possible but it just seems a little much to be believable.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Just a quick comment: The guy posted a picture of this "Bennett" person. He deleted it afterwards, but the thumbnail can still be seen on the "Archives" page. I felt very stalker-ish when I saw that, so now I'm telling you to clear my conscience 
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2450
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| lordsathien wrote: |
Legitimate texts sent by Bennett, a 17 year old white guy
working for Amoco whom believes he's a crip, to his friend. Bennett is unaware his friend posts the texts. |
Not friend but Cousin.
Either way.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| Atma wrote: |
| lordsathien wrote: |
Legitimate texts sent by Bennett, a 17 year old white guy
working for Amoco whom believes he's a crip, to his friend. Bennett is unaware his friend posts the texts. |
Not friend but Cousin.
Either way. |
Fixed.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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This does seem like more of a gag than a real thing, considering you have a setup/punchline that both fit perfectly into the alloted space. Still funny as hell, though. The Poisonous dog treats one is my favorite so far.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| This is gold. |
Agreed. In fact, I bookmarked this.
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Signature by Hacker (RIP) |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Yeah, likely fake but still pretty funny.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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The one about lasagna is delightful.
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Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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