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Texts from Bennett


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 02:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

NSFW warning for its language.

Legitimate texts sent by Bennett, a 17 year old white guy working for Amoco whom believes he's a crip, to his cousin. Bennett is unaware his cousin posts the texts.

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 09:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

This is gold.
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Alowishus
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 03:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Bennett on Cannibalism LOL.
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Atma
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Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 03:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Beat me to posting it Smile
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 04:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Saw this on Reddit the other day. Such greatness.

The HUSTLA DA RABBIT one made me laugh. Out loud, even!
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aika
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Joined: Apr 25 2008
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 05:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hehe saw you guys post this on facebook. Total gold. I bookmarked it.

"MY girl and i fightin cuz she make me wear a condom since she ran out of da pill. what kind if moeron is she? i tell her condoms are a scam and all she gotta do is do jumping jacks to get da sperm out her"

Someone is in for a rude awakening...


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 05:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Quite amusing. Do we know it's legit though? Feels a little forced to me.

Not that detracts from the humor in the slightest, I'm just curious.


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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 05:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Quite amusing. Do we know it's legit though? Feels a little forced to me.

Not that detracts from the humor in the slightest, I'm just curious.

Yeah it was funny but I almost have to wonder if it isn't fake myself. I mean I know some white people that talk and act like that to a degree but this is over the top. I guess it is possible but it just seems a little much to be believable.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 06:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just a quick comment: The guy posted a picture of this "Bennett" person. He deleted it afterwards, but the thumbnail can still be seen on the "Archives" page. I felt very stalker-ish when I saw that, so now I'm telling you to clear my conscience Very Happy
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Atma
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PostPosted: Dec 01 2011 06:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lordsathien wrote:
Legitimate texts sent by Bennett, a 17 year old white guy
working for Amoco whom believes he's a crip, to his friend. Bennett is unaware his friend posts the texts.

Not friend but Cousin.

Either way.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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PostPosted: Dec 02 2011 09:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

Atma wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
Legitimate texts sent by Bennett, a 17 year old white guy
working for Amoco whom believes he's a crip, to his friend. Bennett is unaware his friend posts the texts.

Not friend but Cousin.

Either way.

Fixed.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Dec 02 2011 03:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This does seem like more of a gag than a real thing, considering you have a setup/punchline that both fit perfectly into the alloted space. Still funny as hell, though. The Poisonous dog treats one is my favorite so far.


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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
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PostPosted: Dec 03 2011 02:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
This is gold.

Agreed. In fact, I bookmarked this.


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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PostPosted: Dec 03 2011 01:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, likely fake but still pretty funny.


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Dec 04 2011 12:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

The one about lasagna is delightful.


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PostPosted: Dec 04 2011 02:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

These are great.


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