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Nintendo Wii kills people!


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 07:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Nintendo Wii killed this poor woman!

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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 07:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She never touched the console.

Consoles don't kill people, stupidly named radio promos kill people.


"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
 
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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 07:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A life may have been lost for a Nintendo Wii, but at least there was no bloodshed like the PS3. Also, ten times as many people were killed.


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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 07:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I wonder if someone won the contest and if not, who got the Wii?


RIP Hacker.
 
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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 07:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lordsathien wrote:
She never touched the console.

Consoles don't kill people, stupidly named radio promos kill people.


It's a sad day when Nintendo fanboys will go so far out of their way to defend the evils of a company they blindly favor, especially one that kills people Crying
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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 08:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
She never touched the console.

Consoles don't kill people, stupidly named radio promos kill people.


It's a sad day when Nintendo fanboys will go so far out of their way to defend the evils of a company they blindly favor, especially one that kills people Crying

Allow me to cite again that the PS3 is the true murderer.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 09:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What about the millions, err thousands of children who commited suicide on Christmas morning, December 25, 1993? They ran to the tree and upwrapped a box to find this:

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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 09:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Don't forget the cat that was killed by the controller falling on it's head, crushing it to death.
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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 09:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Jaguar... the 5th place console.

Makes me wanna puke everytime I see that.


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SamanthaMcPoopenstein
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 10:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A friend of mine actually had a Jaguar. Being an SNES gal myself, I remember asking her, "What's a Jaguar?"
"It's a game. Let's play it, it's fun!"
And so we did.

It sucked. Really sucked. She only had one game: some fighter that I don't know the name of, and one controller. I never went over there again.
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jonnymorgue
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 10:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ahh. CD-i.
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DarkMaze
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 10:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

jonnymorgue wrote:
Ahh. CD-i.

I hear that claiming those Zelda games really happened will get you canon-banned. Wink
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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2007 11:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SamanthaMcPoopenstein wrote:
an SNES

Yeah I had an super nintendo too.

Also your friend is a retard for calling a console a video game.
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 01:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
What about the millions, err thousands of children who commited suicide on Christmas morning, December 25, 1993? They ran to the tree and upwrapped a box to find this:

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you joke around, but I'm actualyl looking for one of those and it's CD palyer attachment.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 02:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
you joke around, but I'm actualyl looking for one of those and it's CD palyer attachment.


You are also probably wondering what would happen if you injected orange juice concentrate into you viens...

(I'll give you a hint: They both do the same thing.)
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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 03:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
SamanthaMcPoopenstein wrote:
an SNES

Yeah I had an super nintendo too.

Also your friend is a retard for calling a console a video game.


Had a SNES? HAD? You don't have it anymore? Why not??? I have a perfectly working one with 2 controllers ~ 1 controller is little iffy though Sad

This is the best SNES game I have ever played:

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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 04:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

I lied, I have an SNES! I have two.
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 04:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
JEW wrote:
you joke around, but I'm actualyl looking for one of those and it's CD palyer attachment.


You are also probably wondering what would happen if you injected orange juice concentrate into you viens...

(I'll give you a hint: They both do the same thing.)


I'd much prefer to mix the orange juice concentrate with ice water and have a delicious beverage.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 06:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mmm. . . Tang.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 07:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
Mmm. . . Tang.


Poontang


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2007 08:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If you had poontang, and then afterwards drank Tang, that would be the best day ever.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 17 2007 01:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
If you had poontang, and then afterwards drank Tang, that would be the best day ever.


Nah, add a little KD into the mix and you have HEAVEN!


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 17 2007 01:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

What the fuck is KD, Klown Dick?
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PostPosted: Jan 17 2007 01:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

KookieDookiez™


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jan 17 2007 09:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

I believe she's talking about Kraft Mac & Cheese, which for some reason she calls Kraft Dinner, even though I have never heard anyone else call it that in my life.


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