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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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She never touched the console.
Consoles don't kill people, stupidly named radio promos kill people.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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A life may have been lost for a Nintendo Wii, but at least there was no bloodshed like the PS3. Also, ten times as many people were killed.
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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I wonder if someone won the contest and if not, who got the Wii?
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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lordsathien wrote: |
She never touched the console.
Consoles don't kill people, stupidly named radio promos kill people. |
It's a sad day when Nintendo fanboys will go so far out of their way to defend the evils of a company they blindly favor, especially one that kills people
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
She never touched the console.
Consoles don't kill people, stupidly named radio promos kill people. |
It's a sad day when Nintendo fanboys will go so far out of their way to defend the evils of a company they blindly favor, especially one that kills people  |
Allow me to cite again that the PS3 is the true murderer.
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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What about the millions, err thousands of children who commited suicide on Christmas morning, December 25, 1993? They ran to the tree and upwrapped a box to find this:
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
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Don't forget the cat that was killed by the controller falling on it's head, crushing it to death.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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SamanthaMcPoopenstein
Title: Gadabout Ragamuffin
Joined: Aug 29 2005
Location: tx
Posts: 136
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A friend of mine actually had a Jaguar. Being an SNES gal myself, I remember asking her, "What's a Jaguar?"
"It's a game. Let's play it, it's fun!"
And so we did.
It sucked. Really sucked. She only had one game: some fighter that I don't know the name of, and one controller. I never went over there again.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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jonnymorgue wrote: |
Ahh. CD-i. |
I hear that claiming those Zelda games really happened will get you canon-banned.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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SamanthaMcPoopenstein wrote: |
an SNES |
Yeah I had an super nintendo too.
Also your friend is a retard for calling a console a video game.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Knyte wrote: |
What about the millions, err thousands of children who commited suicide on Christmas morning, December 25, 1993? They ran to the tree and upwrapped a box to find this:
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you joke around, but I'm actualyl looking for one of those and it's CD palyer attachment.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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JEW wrote: |
you joke around, but I'm actualyl looking for one of those and it's CD palyer attachment. |
You are also probably wondering what would happen if you injected orange juice concentrate into you viens...
(I'll give you a hint: They both do the same thing.)
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
SamanthaMcPoopenstein wrote: |
an SNES |
Yeah I had an super nintendo too.
Also your friend is a retard for calling a console a video game. |
Had a SNES? HAD? You don't have it anymore? Why not??? I have a perfectly working one with 2 controllers ~ 1 controller is little iffy though
This is the best SNES game I have ever played:
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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I lied, I have an SNES! I have two.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Knyte wrote: |
JEW wrote: |
you joke around, but I'm actualyl looking for one of those and it's CD palyer attachment. |
You are also probably wondering what would happen if you injected orange juice concentrate into you viens...
(I'll give you a hint: They both do the same thing.) |
I'd much prefer to mix the orange juice concentrate with ice water and have a delicious beverage.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Char Aznable wrote: |
Mmm. . . Tang. |
Poontang
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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If you had poontang, and then afterwards drank Tang, that would be the best day ever.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Char Aznable wrote: |
If you had poontang, and then afterwards drank Tang, that would be the best day ever. |
Nah, add a little KD into the mix and you have HEAVEN!
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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What the fuck is KD, Klown Dick?
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RandomFarthead™
Title: Billy Buttfarter™
Joined: Jul 27 2006
Location: Fartin' Alluponz
Posts: 115
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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I believe she's talking about Kraft Mac & Cheese, which for some reason she calls Kraft Dinner, even though I have never heard anyone else call it that in my life.
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