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Knyte
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Man killed by armed bird at California cockfight, was stabbed by rooster with attached knife.
DELANO, California (AP) — A man who was at an illegal cockfight in central California died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.
Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, the Kern County coroner said.
An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental “sharp force injury” to his right calf.
Ochoa and the other spectators fled when authorities arrived at the scene of the fight, King told the newspaper. Deputies found five dead roosters and other evidence of cockfighting at the location, he said.
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Absolutely awesome.
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Doddsino
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...except for the five dead roosters part.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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I bet no one had money bet on that outcome!
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Doddsino
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So is it safe to say that this guy was Mexican? I mean, clicking on the title...you just knew.
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GPFontaine
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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Who knows, maybe he was a Scandinavian tourist named Sven!
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aeonic
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I thought it was great. I want to see more of this. I saw the headline a few days ago and laughed and laughed.
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Andrew Man
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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In all honesty that what he gets for making animals fight for his amusement.
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Andrew Man
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Also, I kinda want to see this wound.
This dude fucking died, 2 hours after being stabbed, in the calf, by a rooster?!?
Something just seems weird.
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Pandajuice
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Yeah, I was going to say the same thing: how exactly does one die from a laceration in the calf?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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maybe it got the popliteal artery (Thanks Wikipedia!)
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Sehkmaenzo
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Maybe he was too ashamed to go to a doctor.
"You got shived by a rooster???" 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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haha. awesome.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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It should have said Man stabbed by cock, dies.
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Teralyx
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There are major blood vessels in your legs, you can bleed out pretty quick
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Tomdincan
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^Yes. Something nicks your femoral artery just right, it doesn't take long.
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Doddsino
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He's an idiot for not only not going to the doc, but deciding against taking any precaution whatsoever after it started.
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LordHuffnPuff
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username
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^ ha that is awesome.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Doddsino
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That is awesome 
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Andrew Man
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| Tomdincan wrote: |
| ^Yes. Something nicks your femoral artery just right, it doesn't take long. |
Agreed, but your femoral artery is not in your calf.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Tomdincan wrote: |
| ^Yes. Something nicks your femoral artery just right, it doesn't take long. |
Agreed, but your femoral artery is not in your calf. |
Andrew beat me to it again. There are no major arteries that run through your calf and the muscle is large and very dense. I really don't think it's possible to bleed out from the calf from a single stab wound.
I mean, it'd be like bleeding out from your bicep; it doesn't make sense.
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Kable
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Black Zarak
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Now see if chickens were smart, they would wait until the knives get strapped on, then turn on their masters and stage a coup!
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