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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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Watson is playing jeopardy as we speak and he is currently kicking major ass. If you guys do not know what im talking about, Watson is an IBM computer specifically designed to play in jeopardy and is playing against the 2 best jeopardy players ever. He is destroying the the human players by the thousands of dollars and hasnt missed a question yet. Is this the first step to skynet and Judgement day? Maybe
EDIT: Oh shit hes gotten 3 wrong and hes now losing
Update: Hes tied with one guy now at 5,000$
Update: Ok so he did actually tie with the guy at 5,000$ so score one for the human race!
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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A tie? That seems suspicious.
Still. I'm glad. Wish I was home so I could watch this.
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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You honestly didn't miss much, though hearing Alex say "No... Ken just said that" brought a smile to my face. The real show starts tomorrow with Double and Final Jeopardy...
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Watson destroyed them again. Also,
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I think as long as we don't build any arms on him then we should be fine.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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sidewaydriver wrote: |
I think as long as we don't build any arms on him then we should be fine. |
"The tissue encompassing the organelles of a cell."
"-Ken buzzes in- What is--face disintegrates-"
"Watson, what did I tell you about using your arms to get rid of competition?"
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Just remember that golden lesson learned from Small Soldiers: EMPs fuck all kinds of shit up, even robots, and all you gotta do is short out two power pole transformers with a wrench.
The EMP part is awesome, but the power pole thing I have to wonder if the writers put that in there as some sort of Darwin Test.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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wtf is inslavement?!
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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username wrote: |
wtf is inslavement?! |
I thought the same thing.
I guess he was apparently trying to spell "enslavement."
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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The-Excel wrote: |
Watson destroyed them again. Also,
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YOU FOOL! Ken is showing the weakness of humans... We just lost the war! :O
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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You know, we joke, but this really is a bad omen.
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Yes the trivia robots will enslave us all
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
Yes the trivia robots will enslave us all  |
If you can't see the inherent danger in sentient robots, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, this robot just plays Jeopardy, but do you think they're going to stop there?
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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Ky-Guy wrote: |
username wrote: |
wtf is inslavement?! |
I thought the same thing.
I guess he was apparently trying to spell "enslavement." |
My apologies for the spelling i made this thread as i was watching tv
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Jack Slater wrote: |
Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
Yes the trivia robots will enslave us all  |
If you can't see the inherent danger in sentient robots, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, this robot just plays Jeopardy, but do you think they're going to stop there? |
Next thing you know they'll be playing Wheel of Fortune.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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i can't wait for a robot to do my laundry. you can treat it bad and never be grateful. it's like marriage.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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Jack Slater wrote: |
Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
Yes the trivia robots will enslave us all  |
If you can't see the inherent danger in sentient robots, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, this robot just plays Jeopardy, but do you think they're going to stop there? |
You are right, tomorrow they will make a trivia robot with guns.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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btw, watson sucks robodick. nomad would kick his ass!
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 it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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