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World's fattest mom wants to be world's fattest woman


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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 01:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/dpgonc-donna-simpson-attempting-to-become-worlds-fattest-woman-fc-20100315

Am I alone in thinking that people like this need to be executed? I'm sure she's sitting around collecting disability from whatever job she had when she could still walk. And who's gonna pay for her inevitable heart bypass surgery and stomach stapling? Can her health insurance company revoke her coverage because she's gone on record saying that she wants to gain weight and become a healthcare nightmare?

I would hope she at least loses custody of her child. Someone who's clearly so selfish and irresponsible should not be caring for a kid.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 01:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

nah, its cool man. she can collect disability because shes american. and americans can do whatever the F they want.

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PostPosted: May 19 2010 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.

Nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid... could they?

If you can't do a basic thing such as walking you ARE NOT healthy. (Of course I don't include the people with broken legs and such)

People shouldn't strive to be over weight. It's unhealthy, unappealing, and it completly goes against all logic

and didn't we alraeady discuss this woman?



 
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 01:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Quote:

Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.

Nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid... could they?

If you can't do a basic thing such as walking you ARE NOT healthy. (Of course I don't include the people with broken legs and such)

People shouldn't strive to be over weight. It's unhealthy, unappealing, and it completly goes against all logic

and didn't we alraeady discuss this woman?

I could be mistaken, but I think it's a different woman. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

If I'm right and it IS two different women, well.....shit just got real in the world of fatty competition.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 02:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Am I alone in thinking that people like this need to be executed?

What about the sickos that pay to watch her eat? Laughing



 
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Fernin
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 02:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hack's right, we have talked about her before.

http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11989

I think we probably all blocked the horrible memories from our minds...



 
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anorexorcist
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 02:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If nothing else, this should raise everyone's self esteem. Regardless of what you are, at least you're not her.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 03:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Let's see if we can get her to join so we can have a nice mature discussion over the pros and cons of her proposal.



 
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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 03:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Die Fattie Die
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 03:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Let's see if we can get her to join so we can have a nice mature discussion over the pros and cons of her proposal.

Pro: She gets a handicapped parking sticker

Con: No handicapped parking spots can accomodate the flatbed truck she rides around on


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LowEndLem
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 03:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I would just like to point something out.

She has a boyfriend, who is encouraging her to eat MORE, and thinks it's awesome.


And I'm not getting laid.


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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 03:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LowEndLem wrote:
I would just like to point something out.

She has a boyfriend, who is encouraging her to eat MORE, and thinks it's awesome.


And I'm not getting laid.

Your standards are HERE













































They need to be HERE


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aeonic
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 04:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I personally think that this is just great, honestly. I hope she gets so fat that her fucking bones get pulped by her weight, or to prevent such a thing from happening, they have to put her into some kind of metal exoskeleton or something. This is just further fuel for the spiral of nihilism that I've been experiencing lately.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: May 19 2010 05:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So does the boyfriend have latrine duty, or does she have one of the super convenient comfort wipes?



 
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: May 19 2010 06:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

what was the name of that stick that someone posted in the NWO? i think she uses that. probably 3 or 4 tied together.


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docinsano
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PostPosted: May 20 2010 02:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

wow that article contains some of the sickest shit i've ever read in the news.
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PostPosted: May 20 2010 09:18 am Reply with quote Back to top



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PostPosted: May 20 2010 01:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Con: No handicapped parking spots can accomodate the flatbed truck she rides around on

Laughing



 
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 20 2010 03:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Everyone wants to be the best at something.


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Lady_Satine
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Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: May 20 2010 09:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Me: So that woman who wanted to be the fattest mom on record now wants to be the fattest woman on record.
A friend: That's Jersey pride for ya.


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chazzlabs
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Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: May 21 2010 11:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

The radio show I listen to interviewed this woman the other morning. She honestly believes that she's in good health because of her "good cholesterol," regardless of the fact that her doctors have warned her that being that heavy is a serious health issue.
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