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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/dpgonc-donna-simpson-attempting-to-become-worlds-fattest-woman-fc-20100315
Am I alone in thinking that people like this need to be executed? I'm sure she's sitting around collecting disability from whatever job she had when she could still walk. And who's gonna pay for her inevitable heart bypass surgery and stomach stapling? Can her health insurance company revoke her coverage because she's gone on record saying that she wants to gain weight and become a healthcare nightmare?
I would hope she at least loses custody of her child. Someone who's clearly so selfish and irresponsible should not be caring for a kid.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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nah, its cool man. she can collect disability because shes american. and americans can do whatever the F they want.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.
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If you can't do a basic thing such as walking you ARE NOT healthy. (Of course I don't include the people with broken legs and such)
People shouldn't strive to be over weight. It's unhealthy, unappealing, and it completly goes against all logic
and didn't we alraeady discuss this woman?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Hacker wrote: |
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Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.
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If you can't do a basic thing such as walking you ARE NOT healthy. (Of course I don't include the people with broken legs and such)
People shouldn't strive to be over weight. It's unhealthy, unappealing, and it completly goes against all logic
and didn't we alraeady discuss this woman? |
I could be mistaken, but I think it's a different woman. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
If I'm right and it IS two different women, well.....shit just got real in the world of fatty competition.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Am I alone in thinking that people like this need to be executed? |
What about the sickos that pay to watch her eat?
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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If nothing else, this should raise everyone's self esteem. Regardless of what you are, at least you're not her.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Let's see if we can get her to join so we can have a nice mature discussion over the pros and cons of her proposal.
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Doddsino
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Blackout wrote: |
Let's see if we can get her to join so we can have a nice mature discussion over the pros and cons of her proposal. |
Pro: She gets a handicapped parking sticker
Con: No handicapped parking spots can accomodate the flatbed truck she rides around on
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I would just like to point something out.
She has a boyfriend, who is encouraging her to eat MORE, and thinks it's awesome.
And I'm not getting laid.
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<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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LowEndLem wrote: |
I would just like to point something out.
She has a boyfriend, who is encouraging her to eat MORE, and thinks it's awesome.
And I'm not getting laid. |
Your standards are HERE
They need to be HERE
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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I personally think that this is just great, honestly. I hope she gets so fat that her fucking bones get pulped by her weight, or to prevent such a thing from happening, they have to put her into some kind of metal exoskeleton or something. This is just further fuel for the spiral of nihilism that I've been experiencing lately.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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So does the boyfriend have latrine duty, or does she have one of the super convenient comfort wipes?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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what was the name of that stick that someone posted in the NWO? i think she uses that. probably 3 or 4 tied together.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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wow that article contains some of the sickest shit i've ever read in the news.
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Con: No handicapped parking spots can accomodate the flatbed truck she rides around on |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Everyone wants to be the best at something.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Me: So that woman who wanted to be the fattest mom on record now wants to be the fattest woman on record.
A friend: That's Jersey pride for ya.
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chazzlabs
Joined: Dec 28 2009
Location: New Jersey
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The radio show I listen to interviewed this woman the other morning. She honestly believes that she's in good health because of her "good cholesterol," regardless of the fact that her doctors have warned her that being that heavy is a serious health issue.
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