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Doddsino
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Holy shit fuck, man. Warn us, or put this in the NWO. I literally almost gagged looking at that. Now excuse me while I go scream and weep.
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sidewaydriver
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Joined: May 11 2008
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It's important to have dreams in life.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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I hope she dies from shoving a Twinkie down her throat. This is what's wrong with America. No world record is worth your health.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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She also apparently has people donating money to her for her $750 a week appetite.
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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Yep. Don't worry, though. She'll die. If there's a shred of justice in the world, she'll keel over at 998. The fact that there are people who weigh 5% of what she does and live off of a few grains of rice a day makes me fucking sick.
She doesn't deserve the oxygen she's laboring to bring into her lungs.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
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Klimbatize
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Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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Me too. With a right cross.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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omg my dick is so hard right now.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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sounds like a slow news day to me
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I suddenly lack the will to live
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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She also apparently has people donating money to her for her $750 a week appetite.
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My wife read this article the other day and that's the part I found funniest about it. People aren't "donating" $750 a week out of the kindness or their hearts. She makes that money by running a webcam show where men pay to watch her eat. Evidently there are enough of these guys to where she can afford to carry on with that kind of food budget. Fucking hilarious.
Pretty sad too that even gigantically fat women can still use their bodies to pay the bills. It's not fair.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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We can still classify this huge slab of undeserving meat as a camwhore right?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Since she's going public with this, doesn't her health insurance have some kind of right to revoke her coverage? I sure as hell hope so.
Not that the governement/fatty sympathizers won't pick up the tab when she needs emergency bypass surgery.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Couldn't someone have her committed, as she is willingly promoting self harm, and therefore is a danger to herself?
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I have no problem with big girls. Heck, I think some are great (if they don't have a mess of issues from school harassment and such) but after 300 pounds or so I draw the line.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Hacker
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Simpson said her 49-year-old, 150-pound boyfriend Philippe Gouamba, has encouraged her to eat more.
"I think he’d like it if I was bigger," she added. "He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me."
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...must not think...dirty...thoughts about....support claim...
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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That's NSF ANYPLACE. It's ok if you're fat and comfortable with yourself, but to love it and dream to be even fatter is fucked up.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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That didn't disgust me at all.
But it's still terrible and most likely suicide. Trying to get in the Guinness Book isn't worth your life.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Is there a record for biggest moron?
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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And according to everything I've read about guiness it wouldn't support things like this.
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