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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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First of all, kancho is fucked up. Last time I checked, in the US this will get you put in jail for rape. So what is the difference between kancho and a wedgie? A wedgie doesn't require a persons hand to enter another person's asshole.
More fun/crazy Japanese lifestyle differences:
http://www.tofugu.com/2009/07/25/10-crazy-things-about-japan/
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
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Kancho can be avoided, actually. Or hell, it might even be completely pleasurable. Depends on your sexual preferences, I guess.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Kancho can be avoided, actually. Or hell, it might even be completely pleasurable. Depends on your sexual preferences, I guess. |
My sexual preference is heterosexual, however I wouldn't like/allow anyone other than my wife to grab my junk, and even at that, there is a time and a place.
Touching people's private areas goes against the idea that they are private. It is fucked up.
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Dr. Jeebus
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I remember reading about kancho years ago at this website Outpost 9. (I believe the articles have all relocated to gaijinsmash.net now though). It's this guy who went to Japan as an English teacher through this program called JET, and all about his experiences and stuff. He teaches high school, but in our school system that would be grades 7-9, so the kids are still pretty immature and try to kancho him. There's some really funny stuff there, and a lot of interesting stuff about the differences between Japan and America (For example, you can't get a decent steak in Japan!).
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i havent seen kancho in action, but i would assume that they try to do kancho while someone is wearing pants, so they arent technically touching a persons asshole. and it seems as though once they touch a persons ass, thats the end of the joke. so they dont really penetrate anything. mexicans have something similar called 'chamoy'
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Ba'al
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Guess this is what happens when you drop two nukes on a rather normal country.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Guess this is what happens when you drop two nukes on a rather normal country.
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If giant monster movies and the NES are what you get when you drop two nukes on a rather normal country, then I say "bombs away!"
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
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Yeah, but they forgot how to make good bread. Seriously, fuck the bread in Japan.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| I remember reading about kancho years ago at this website Outpost 9. (I believe the articles have all relocated to gaijinsmash.net now though). It's this guy who went to Japan as an English teacher through this program called JET, and all about his experiences and stuff. He teaches high school, but in our school system that would be grades 7-9, so the kids are still pretty immature and try to kancho him. There's some really funny stuff there, and a lot of interesting stuff about the differences between Japan and America (For example, you can't get a decent steak in Japan!). |
That sounds really familiar, didn't engrish link to his site back in the day?
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
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I was having the best day I've had in a good long time, when I clicked that link on kancho. Now, I think I will mosey on over to the phonebook and get the number for a nice, good therapist.
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Knyte
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That's considered everyday schoolyard behavior in Japan. Whereas, recently in the US, three boys were expelled from their Jr. High for slapping girls on the butt.
Night & Day
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ReeperTheSeeker
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| Yeah, but they forgot how to make good bread. Seriously, fuck the bread in Japan. |
they have an anime for that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakitate!!_Japan
Oh and i just read about this kancho thing. GP, if your surprised that the same county that invented Tentacle Rape and Bukkake also came up with . . . this . . . then i don't know what to tell you. Japan is screwed up because it can be.
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Douche McCallister
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They have an arcade based on this. If you score high enough you win a plastic pile of poop. I'm dead serious too. This is NOT a fucking joke.
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ReeperTheSeeker
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| They have an arcade based on this. If you score high enough you win a plastic pile of poop. I'm dead serious too. This is NOT a fucking joke. |
And if you score even higher you win used panties. I'm not being sarcastic, i'm really asking.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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| They have an arcade based on this. If you score high enough you win a plastic pile of poop. I'm dead serious too. This is NOT a fucking joke. |
And if you score even higher you win used panties. I'm not being sarcastic, i'm really asking. |
I think it's called Boonga Boonga, and I think it should be ported to the Wii.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| They have an arcade based on this. If you score high enough you win a plastic pile of poop. I'm dead serious too. This is NOT a fucking joke. |
And if you score even higher you win used panties. I'm not being sarcastic, i'm really asking. |
I think it's called Boonga Boonga, and I think it should be ported to the Wii. |
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
I wonder if this game goes away now that rape games are banned in Japan.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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That game is fairly old. I remember reading about it in EGM back in 2000 or 2001. So it came out before the anti-rape game measure.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I've read about that on Seanbaby's site.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
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Any one else notice a resemblence between Char's avatar and the expressions of the people in that picture?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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What, the new one, or the old one?
EDIT: Never mind, I see it now. 
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Ba'al wrote: |
Guess this is what happens when you drop two nukes on a rather normal country.
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If giant monster movies and the NES are what you get when you drop two nukes on a rather normal country, then I say "bombs away!" |
Actually, a few months back I did a presentation in my 20th Century Art class on Takashi Murakami and his views on how all the wierd stuff on Japan showed up right after the nukes.
Ever since then, everytime I see someone bitching about how fucked up Japan is, I simply remind them that you should thank the americans for that.
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