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asbestos_pie
Title: Your mom.
Joined: Aug 03 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 128
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http://www.webinsult.com/
This site is pretty rad when you're bored out of your mind.
Your mother was a vomitous leprechaun who communed with nature in a small tent.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Kind of entertaining.
But more importantly, I love your avatar.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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is that something out of warcraft?
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Warcraft 2: Tides of Darkness from the looks of it.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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cool. i never played anything before WCIII
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Tides of Darkness is the best one, without a doubt.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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cool. might have to download @ some point in time. once i figure out dosbox and scummvm w/daemon tools. god i suck @ this newfangled technology
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Allow me to offer the surrealist complement generator in turn:
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
"May bathtubs overflow upon your offspring."
"Your beautiful bulgarian bricks stack like the thousand eyes of Estonian potatos, peering amid fuzzy dreams of corrugated cardboard."
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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asbestos_pie
Title: Your mom.
Joined: Aug 03 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 128
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| cool. might have to download @ some point in time. once i figure out dosbox and scummvm w/daemon tools. god i suck @ this newfangled technology |
Czech this site out:
http://www.war2combat.com/
I would suggest downloading Battle.net edition and not Combat Edition. It's not really the full game. I'm pretty sure that WarCraft II is considered abandonware anyway and it's not like you can't use the war2.ru server with it.
WarCraft II is probably my favorite strategy game (well, equal to StarCraft). I can't even imagine how many hours of my life I've wasted playing it. I obsessed over it throughout my childhood (I even wanted to be an orc  ) and though it has its faults (no unit queues, atrocious AI, and dongtacular pathfinding) I still love it. If it wasn't for WarCraft and WarCraft II I probably wouldn't be such a nerd.
I really don't like the direction the series has taken with WarCraft III and World of WarCraft so I've basically given up hope for a new one that I'd enjoy more than a little bit. At least there's always Command & Conquer.
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Allow me to offer the surrealist complement generator in turn:
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
"May bathtubs overflow upon your offspring."
"Your beautiful bulgarian bricks stack like the thousand eyes of Estonian potatos, peering amid fuzzy dreams of corrugated cardboard." |
Haha, that's pretty swell.
"Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple."
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
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My parents would go crazy when I would have 30 peons chopping down trees and the sound of it carried through the entire house.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
Posts: 964
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"I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses."
I'm going to pretend that is a complement although it sounds more insane then any complement I've ever heard.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Your mother was a lusty punk who used to shear sheep with a group of train spotters
the fuck?
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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You fossilised skip of obese amber enema
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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"Thou unmuzzled common-kissing harpy"
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