So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Sep 18 2009 01:16 am
I was at the school bookstore and I overheard someone say "Grandchildren are toxic"
BowCastingWookie
Title: Cat of Ulthar
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 93
Posted:
Oct 01 2009 11:25 pm
I was riding the bus home one evening, when these two guys got on. One of them is holding a bag, when the other asks what's in it. "It's a new toilet seat cover...my girl and I like to fuck on the toilet."
The other guy then proceeds to go into a speech about getting pussy. "I know how that goes, man. Ya come home from a hard day of work, and you're sitting there waiting for that shit with a knife and fork. Before you know it, you're at it like two hogs in a barn." That guy then proceeded to make what can only be described as the most hilariously bizarre accurate sounds pigs make when in coitus.
Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
Posted:
Oct 02 2009 10:54 pm
I was sitting in my Advanced Drama class today when I overheard a conversation between two sophomores:
1: "Wait, what?"
2: "Okay, so I was sitting on the bus this morning, when a ten-year old called me 'Nooget Dick'."
3: "That's America's youth right there."
