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Things heard at work: Hey guys, I wanna fuck Ann Coulter


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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Sep 18 2009 01:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

Out of nowhere, one of my employees said to me:

"I'm gonna get someone to fuck Mike in the ass."


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Sep 18 2009 01:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was at the school bookstore and I overheard someone say "Grandchildren are toxic"


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BowCastingWookie
Title: Cat of Ulthar
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Oct 01 2009 11:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was riding the bus home one evening, when these two guys got on. One of them is holding a bag, when the other asks what's in it. "It's a new toilet seat cover...my girl and I like to fuck on the toilet."

The other guy then proceeds to go into a speech about getting pussy. "I know how that goes, man. Ya come home from a hard day of work, and you're sitting there waiting for that shit with a knife and fork. Before you know it, you're at it like two hogs in a barn." That guy then proceeded to make what can only be described as the most hilariously bizarre accurate sounds pigs make when in coitus.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Oct 02 2009 10:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was sitting in my Advanced Drama class today when I overheard a conversation between two sophomores:

1: "Wait, what?"
2: "Okay, so I was sitting on the bus this morning, when a ten-year old called me 'Nooget Dick'."
3: "That's America's youth right there."

Confused


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