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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Aug 25 2008 08:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
A guy is waiting at a bus stop, when a quadriplegic woman rolls up to the bus stop in an electric wheelchair. He smiles and gives her a friendly "hello." and continues to wait for the bus.

After about 10 minutes of no bus, the two begin to have a friendly chat. After a few minutes of conversation, the woman mentions that being quadriplegic, no one had ever given her a hug, and she asks the man if would hug her. Thinking that was terrible, he hugs her, which she happily accepts.

After a few more minutes of waiting and chatting, the woman brings up that she had never been kissed. She shyly asks the man if he would kiss her. He feels bad and offers to give her a friendly kiss, which delights her.

More time passes, and she quietly confessess that she is still a virgin. The guy gets a nervious look on his face, and sure enough she quietly says, "Nobody has ever fucked me before.... would you fuck me?"

The guy thinks about it for a moment, before he agrees. He scoops her outta of the chair, and runs with her a few blocks down to the waterfront. He chucks her over the rail and into the river.

"There!" he shouts, "You're fucked!"


Kefka! ha HA!
No... just no. and the sad thing is, he could had her too, lets hope this guy doesn't breed.


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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 25 2008 09:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Haha, Knyte, that's fucking hilarious.


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