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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Yes, yes. You're all big talk and threats now, but like any pie backed campaign, you won't follow through on your promises. |
No sir, this I promise as GOD AS MY WITNESS pie shall rain supreme on a river cakes blood or frosting as the case may be. |
Hahahahaha
I'm sorry, this thread is getting too silly for me to keep up with. |
Conceit! I win!
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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Stop it! Stop fighting! Why can't we have both? I like cake AND pies! Call me what you will!
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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Ya, I agree with Mr.Spank. I love CAKE AND PIE, I just chose Pie because for some reason whenever I talk to my friends I mention this phrase "I like pie" and sometimes I get the response "I like cake" from one of my other friends. But, yeah I love both they both have good and bad things about them.
Cake : Can be shaped into cool things, bad part is they only have a few flavors.
Pie : Many Flavors, bad part is they can't be shaped into cool stuff
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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picture this:
now picture batman replaced by a giant cake, and a chef's hat on bane's head, and "break you" being "bake you" and "KEDNFEWRHW" being "CAKE!"
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Marie Antoinette once said "Let them eat cake." Maybe if she said "Let them eat pie", the bitch wouldn't have gotten her fucking head choped off.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| I'm sorry are they called cake charts....no didn't think so fuck off cake eater we don't need your kind here you'll make us dirty with your cake covered hands. |
Yes, but then they don't call it "Yellow Pie Uranium" do they?
Call me when pie can level a city. |
Exactly pie doesnt have to kill people its just yummy. CAKE EATER |
At least cake is ready to defend our freedom with might if need be! I can't say the same for pie and it's limp-wristed plans for the future. |
Only reason cake needs to defend itself is because people hate it so much they revolt against it. CAKE EATER |
Cake defends itself from liberal, terrorist, freedom-hating, flag-burning pie sympathizers like you! If your kind had your way, we'd all be eating lemon meringue and saluting the Pillsbury Doughboy! |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| The Pie is a Lie! |
No THE CAKE IS FAKE, here it is masquerading as an Iphone. Clearly not to be trusted, you could wind up with frosting all over your face and missing lots of important phone calls!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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pie needs to be a la mode to be any good
cake is cake regardless. doesnt need help.
unless its blueberry pie from the T&T truck stop outside of tucson, that pie is fucking amazing.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Stop it! Stop fighting! Why can't we have both? I like cake AND pies! Call me what you will! |
fuck you switzerland
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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My past experiences with pie involve syrupy nastiness that just tastes so obscenely rich that my tongue feels like it's going to melt (and I mean that in a bad way). With the exception of pumpkin pie, pie has absolutely nothing going for it, in my opinion. Sure, cake has it's evils as well (lemon cake, coconut cake, carrot cake) but cake is extremely customizable and just downright tasty. Plus, I hate lemon or coconut anything, so I don't even consider those as evils.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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Cam-win, You dont like Carrot Cake? Carrot Cake kicks serious ass.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Yeah, oddly enough I agree with M3ga on this one, carrot cake is good.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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pie is delicate and hard to produce cake is just shit thrown in a pan.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I've eaten carrot cake in four different places just to make sure that it was just a crappy cook, and I HATE it. It's all spongy and it just generally tastes like crap. I much prefer this white cake they have at wal-mart that has this massive amount of icing and the part that sticks to the plate is the BEST.
But the filling in pie tastes like plastic. I hate pie. Except for pumpkin pie, of course.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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Too much frosting just makes me want to puke, I mean I can eat A LOT of frosting but there is a point of no return with frosting. Carrot Cake is delicious, it's just amazing.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I like any kind of cake except carrot cake, coconut cake, lemon cake, and chocolate cake. I also hate chocolate.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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WoW, I cant think of the way it would be like living without Chocolate. But, Coconuts and Lemons are good. Can I get a I love Lemon Bars or a I love Coconut Cookies?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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I want a cake pie baked into another cake pie.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I want a cake pie baked into another cake pie. |
That technology is only in the prototype stage, we won't see a working model for at ten years.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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We will never acquiesce pie will never sit with cake
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Stop it! Stop fighting! Why can't we have both? I like cake AND pies! Call me what you will! |
Because I hate pie.
You can a smothered cake off of a naked woman and it will still taste amazing. Can you do that with pie? Hell no!
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| JRA wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Stop it! Stop fighting! Why can't we have both? I like cake AND pies! Call me what you will! |
Because I hate pie.
You can a smothered cake off of a naked woman and it will still taste amazing. Can you do that with pie? Hell no! |
That's a stupid argument because if there's a naked woman in your vicinity who's open to the idea of you doing that then you need to forget about cake and pies all toegether and get your priorities straight!
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Um hello as American as Apple Pie? Whose defending our freedoms now Bitch!!! And you throw a pie in someone's face. Granted they do use cake at a wedding, but other then that you throw those pies, the bakers favoured weapon.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| King wrote: |
| Um hello as American as Apple Pie? |
See cake eaters are unamerican
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