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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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My sister is finally haveing her bat mitzva and my family and I are going batshit insane trying to get everything ready. Anyone else every had a bar/bat mitzva?
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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I thought you were saying your sister was getting a Bat named Mitzva on sunday for some reason. I don't because i'm Lutheran.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| I thought you were saying your sister was getting a Bat named Mitzva on sunday for some reason. I don't because i'm Lutheran. |
ANTI SEMITE!!!!! 
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Somone, please create a M3GAMAN quote page on sydapedia.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Somone, please create a M3GAMAN quote page on sydapedia. |
He doesn't have a Sydapedia page already?
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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He may, I don't check, but there needs to be a page updated regularly with his quotes if there isn't. This shit is priceless.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Do what Frasier Crane did and Bless your sister in Klingon.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| He may, I don't check, but there needs to be a page updated regularly with his quotes if there isn't. This shit is priceless. |
For everything else, there's MasterCard®
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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A Bar or Bat Mitzva is a big deal, I hear people can spend 10 grand or more on one
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Yeah, sometimes I wish I were Jewish.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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My friend Debbie is Jewish and I use to eat up all her grape juice, kalah bread and salami. Jews have the best food because its kosher.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
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| My friend Debbie is Jewish and I use to eat up all her grape juice, kalah bread and salami. Jews have the best food because its kosher. |
It's good because it's Kosher? Most food I see is kosher. You know, it has the little circle U thing and says Pareve or something to that effect, so in the end I agree, Kosher food is good. Salami sounds really good. Dammit now I'm hungry. Way to go, Ermac. Now I'm gonna kill you by defeating you in Mortal Kombat.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Someone make a M3GA MAN Quotes sydapedia page. I can't wait to look back on my awesome comments and stuff.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
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I would but I just finished jogging and im too lazy right now.I will work on it tommarrow if no one else decides to
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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BAT MITZVAH?!
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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I got that joke thankfully. But really, can someone give me a Bat named Mitzva?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I had one. It was the second greatest day of my life.
Getting married was the only event that trumped it.
The process leading up to it was pure agony, but worth every single minute of pain. The party was great, don't get me wrong, but the satisfaction of being able to go through the actual ceremony brought a sense of pride that was amazing.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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No offence, but is everyone except me and a few others Jewish here. If there is, can you make me Jewish so I can get a Bat named Mitzva or a Bar and a Bat named Mitzva?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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You're a dude...Bat Mitzvah's are for girls, and Bar Mitzvah's are for guys.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| No offence, but is everyone except me and a few others Jewish here. If there is, can you make me Jewish so I can get a Bat named Mitzva or a Bar and a Bat named Mitzva? |
You are a fucking idiot.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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Damn, can I get a Bat that has a bar and that bat is named Mitzva?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Why don't you just get a fucking bar? It's the same thing.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| No offence, but is everyone except me and a few others Jewish here. If there is, can you make me Jewish so I can get a Bat named Mitzva or a Bar and a Bat named Mitzva? |
You are a fucking idiot. |
Dude, lay off, you've been a douche lately. Leave the fucking kid alone, willya?
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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But, but, I get a bat too. I like bats. I like Bats and I like Man, so therefore I like Batman.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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