Ok, I have a Java class at a community college, and I sit by this fucking wierd ass kid, who at first look you either think he's totally nerdy, or fucking retarded or something. He looks like Steve from Blues Clues and wears tiny shorts, carries a huge backpack around, etc. Wierd, but whatever.
So during class, he fucking pulls lotion out 3 times and puts it on. LUBRIDERM. LOTION.
Anyhow, the kid asks me what my AIM SN is, and I'm like whatever, might be funny, here.
Well that was a huge mistake. The kid helped me with Java homework, then started asking me stuff about Guild Wars, and then everything went horribly wrong.
Wierd kid: have you played anymore GW sence last time
Me: I played some, I did some quests
Wierd kid: get some speels
Me: I got a few
Wierd kid: i would go on now but i am doing something private
Me: something private??
Me: huh?
Wierd kid: masterbateing
Me: THAT'S GREAT
Me: I didn't really want to KNOW THAT
Wierd kid: could not thank of anuther way of saying it
Me: UMMM most people would shut down there aim before they proceded to whack off
Me: fucking shit
(I blocked him)
MY GOD THOUGH. Shit. That was disturbing. I have a feeling the fucker likes me or something since he always would fucking ask me what im doing and shit. GOD.
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