blackout speaks truth.

I will say though, a jail cell is a fantastically safe place. the only problem is you'll starve to death or go crazy.

I was sitting at work today, and it occurred to me that a local sams club would be fantastic if you were close enough to the store to act quickly. I would hop on a forklift and start dropping heavy pallets full of merchandise like tvs and shit in front of the entrance and exit doors (glass doors, but tehy're small and there are only two of them, both in the front of the store). then I'd go lock down the recieving bay (it has a metal cage that shuts it out form the rest of hte store.) after that, the only way in or out is through the fire exits, and those don't open fro mthe outside. I could easily barricade those using the stuff in the store, including the steel that's used to build shelving. the store has no windows, so that's an easy bet.

there would probably be a lot of people in the store shopping when shit goes down, but it would be easier to dea lwith than a mall. the tall steel would make an excellent escape plan. I'd build walkways bridging the aisles, and have a ladder to climb up there (zombies can't climb ladders, remember). this way if the zombies to break in, I have some breathing room to deal with the problem and formulate a plan, or to jsut get to the roof and escape.

hopefully when the zombies start feasting, someone would have been smart enough to make sure the vendor door in recieving would be locked down, and I could open the cage that shuts recieving out. the vendor door is the only ground level entryway in recieving, except for where hte truckers come in, and that's a steel door thats locked at all times. there are usually 18 wheelers docked to the store, and those can easily be used to leave the store to gather supplies or find more survivors, or even pack them full of everyone who's inside to transport them. the truck docks are elevated, so openign those to do stuff woudln't be too much of a problem, because once again, zombies can't climb.

on the supply end, the store should have everything needed to keep a bunch of people alive for a very long time, there are even gas powered generators in case thigns get THAT bad.

Char Aznable wrote:

We have a plan, but it's not written down. Hell, we don't even have the location of the fire exits written down.

would you mind sharing it wiht us?

also, I'd totally write that article if I knew it would actually get posted.

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Zombie feces. Jeebus, that's going to stink all a crossed the world. But maybe we could use this to our advantage and uses the massive amount of undead dung to make high powered fuel. Or maybe we'll get lucky and the zombies are turned off by their own shit and we could uses it as repellent.

this comic was fantastic.

yeah, I would think that a warmer climate would have the zombies breaking down faster, which would increase our survival rate.

zombies are nothing like sharks.

we're having a serious discussion here!

you know you would probably jsut be killed early on.

I will look into this.