Tenchu 4 is apparently going to be a Wii exclusive and will allow you to use your leet ninja skills to coerce kitty cats to do your bidding. Japanese release date is in October, no announced release date for America.
I can see swinging a dead cat over your head on a full moon at midnight to get some kind of ninja demon power, but this is just stupid.
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Aug 16 2008 11:58 pm
It's a stealth thing. Because sometimes, no matter how stealthy you are, an equally skilled ninja will see you. But if you send a cat to go get that key, no one will think twice about it.
Postal 2's use of the cats was fucking funny. You shove the shotgun in its ass, god I will never forget that game and how they fucked it all up with the Apocolypse Weekend expansion.
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Aug 17 2008 08:52 pm
I guess I can see the usefullness of taking control of a kitten, but how are cats related to ninjas in any way?
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Aug 17 2008 09:03 pm
Everyone knows Cats are ninja like, its just something you know or you dont know.
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Aug 17 2008 09:10 pm
One of the comments said this:
"Cats were often used as weapons in Japan. In the fourth battle of Kawanakajima, Uesugi Kenshin was able to defeat Takeda by having cats accompany his troops, and by using a special formation, when his troops got tired or wounded he switched them out with the ranks of hungry cats. After this, all provinces had their own dedicated catteries, until MacArthur outlawed them as part of the peace treaty ending World War II. "
Also, Most of the Tenchu games weren't even that good (STAY AWAY from that DS one) but let's see how this goes.
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Aug 18 2008 05:44 pm
M3GA MAN wrote:
Everyone knows Cats are ninja like, its just something you know or you dont know.
Well, I guess I'm one of the people who don't. Most cats I've known just lay there and then turn and lay on their back when I pet them. Then I pet them some more and then they want to play and bite my hand and I think they want to hurt me so I get pissed off and step back because I'm twelve and a bit of an idiot. I don't like cats.
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Aug 18 2008 05:52 pm
Ninjas or not, cats are the shit. That was a sweet video, much more practical than shoving a shotgun up a cat's ass.
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Aug 18 2008 06:07 pm
Shadow, shoving a Shotgun or an M4 up a cats ass is pretty fucking funny. But Cam-win those are regular cats. Cats are like the pets of ninja's and they taught them how to be Ninja Like.
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Aug 18 2008 06:12 pm
LOL, i liked how the cat did a barrel roll XD
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Aug 29 2008 12:40 pm
Maniac Mansion's hamster was far superior, and more useful.
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Aug 29 2008 02:00 pm
I've played Tenchu 2 and Tenchu: Retrun from Darkness on the Playstation and XBOX respectively, so I'm actually quite excited that there will be one on the Wii.
I wish I also had Tenchu DS, but I've heard that it wasn't that great.
Oh, and if what Syd said is true, then Tenchu will be the second Playstation/XBOX series whose fourth installment will be a Wii-exclusive, with the first one being Fatal Frame.
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Aug 29 2008 06:35 pm
This reminds me of a game I played with a friend once. It was some ninja game where you could play as a dog, and there was this fucked up robot thing with a sword.
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Aug 29 2008 09:51 pm
Avian wrote:
Maniac Mansion's hamster was far superior, and more useful.
You are absolutely correct. Can you put a cat in a microwave in Tenchu 4? I think not.
MOGHARR wrote:
This reminds me of a game I played with a friend once. It was some ninja game where you could play as a dog, and there was this fucked up robot thing with a sword.
Were you playing multiplayer? If so, you're definitely referring to Tenchu 3.
