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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 10:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
To all you butt fear people above me:

You just don't want to discover that you might like it.

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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 02:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I will never own a Madden Football game.



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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 02:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll never let my friend light my shoe on fire in the middle of a classroom... again...


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 02:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll never have sex with Star Jones, not even with your dick.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 03:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I will never sleep with a friends girlfriend / wife



 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 05:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
I will never sleep with a friends girlfriend / wife


What if you are invited to join in on the party? Wink



 
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 05:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I will never be able to have another conversation in the chatroom, due to nobody talking.


i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm.

 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 07:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I will never sleep with a friends girlfriend / wife


What if you are invited to join in on the party? Wink

That depends on many factors, how hot is said wife / girlfriend? How drunk am I? Can I trust the other guy to not homo out on me? I tell you it's a conundrum of epic proportions!!! Surprised

Also what are you trying to say GP? Confused Laughing



 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 08:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I will never sleep with a friends girlfriend / wife


What if you are invited to join in on the party? Wink

That depends on many factors, how hot is said wife / girlfriend? How drunk am I? Can I trust the other guy to not homo out on me? I tell you it's a conundrum of epic proportions!!! Surprised

Also what are you trying to say GP? Confused Laughing


Sorry for the confusion, my wife isn't into Jerkasses.

I would say that adding another guy into the mix comes with a 50/50 risk of sword crossing. Its not my thing, so I'd pass, but according to pornography everywhere this is common.



 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 09:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
Blackout wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I will never sleep with a friends girlfriend / wife


What if you are invited to join in on the party? Wink

That depends on many factors, how hot is said wife / girlfriend? How drunk am I? Can I trust the other guy to not homo out on me? I tell you it's a conundrum of epic proportions!!! Surprised

Also what are you trying to say GP? Confused Laughing


Sorry for the confusion, my wife isn't into Jerkasses.

I would say that adding another guy into the mix comes with a 50/50 risk of sword crossing. Its not my thing, so I'd pass, but according to pornography everywhere this is common.

Yeah it seems like a dicey operation, there'd need to be tons of rules and regulations for conduct eye contact switching rotation patterns to avoid any accidental gayness etc, seems like to much work.



 
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 09:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

*arms in the air* Wh00000 someone derailed a thread into a discussion of threesomes (aka SEX) and it WASN'T ME! Very Happy


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 09:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aika wrote:
*arms in the air* Wh00000 someone derailed a thread into a discussion of threesomes (aka SEX) and it WASN'T ME! Very Happy

Wait you're not GP's wife? Confused
Great I'll have to erase all my fan fiction Sydlexia romance! Mad Image



 
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 09:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
aika wrote:
*arms in the air* Wh00000 someone derailed a thread into a discussion of threesomes (aka SEX) and it WASN'T ME! Very Happy

Wait you're not GP's wife? Confused
Great I'll have to erase all my fan fiction Sydlexia romance! Mad Image

.... I..... uh.... WHAT!?


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 09:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aika wrote:
Blackout wrote:
aika wrote:
*arms in the air* Wh00000 someone derailed a thread into a discussion of threesomes (aka SEX) and it WASN'T ME! Very Happy

Wait you're not GP's wife? Confused
Great I'll have to erase all my fan fiction Sydlexia romance! Mad Image

.... I..... uh.... WHAT!?


Ok... even I am WHAT!? on this one.



 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 10:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll never hear anything as fucked up as that again Razz


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 12 2008 11:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
I'll never hear anything as fucked up as that again Razz

That my friend was the point. Kefka!



 
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

Really blackout? It's common knowledge that aika and ross wanna bone...hard.


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
Really blackout? It's common knowledge that aika and ross wanna bone...hard.

lol straight to the point, eh


Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

PANDA!


What the fuck??


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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
anorexorcist wrote:
Really blackout? It's common knowledge that aika and ross wanna bone...hard.

lol straight to the point, eh


I'm the straight talkin' panda.

Ross, where a condom, you have no idea where that thing has been.

EDIT: lol aika, I'm sorry, i'm such an asshole to you and i don't even know why. If you get another girl in here i'll rip on her instead.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

someone has been a bitter panda as of late


Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'd wear a condom anyway, because unlike my namesake, us Rifles are very good shots that almost never miss...just ask my dad's three siblings or my sister and me, who were concieved while my mom was on the pill Cool


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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

I edited myself.

Ya i was in a bad fuckin' mood before, but I'm actually in a good one right now.

Cruelty is a constant I guess.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 12:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

damn canadians. always fucking up birth control This Is A Joke

at least you guys believe in it, unlike my mexican brethren


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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
PostPosted: Aug 13 2008 01:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Back on topic, I will never see an un-derailed thread.


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