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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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simple idea. im bored and i didnt see this elsewhere, but if you were mario or captain N or what have you, who would you hook up with?
and aika, if you were a carpet muncher, who would you?
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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Samus, without the suit on obviously
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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Who....who picked Toadette?
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 let's have a toast to the douchebags |
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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Birdo. Just look at her. You know she can suck dick.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Tyop wrote: |
Birdo. Just look at her. You know she can suck dick. |
You do know that Birdo is a guy, right?
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nihilisticglee
Joined: Oct 12 2007
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Knyte wrote: |
Tyop wrote: |
Birdo. Just look at her. You know she can suck dick. |
You do know that Birdo is a guy, right? |
... shit, I need to go delete some files now...
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Birdo's a girl now. Retcon.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Joined: May 11 2008
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I went ahead and picked Daisy. I don't know, just seemed like a good lay at the time.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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What the hell is wrong with you all?!
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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I know, they don't even have Zelda.
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 You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Nekkoru wrote: |
I know, they don't even have Zelda. |
Probably because she's too prissy.
Seriously though, No Ruto, Cammy, or the Entire DOA volleyball ensemble?
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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i was going w/nintendo characters and for some god forsaken reason, forgot to include zelda. my bad. ruto maybe, only old ruto. cant have lolita ruto on there.
and i have to agree, birdo can probably suck a dick very well. only thing is, if you get her angry while she is down there, she might shoot an egg at your wang
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Klimbatize wrote: |
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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I suppose Peach, but I'd prefer Dizzy or Asuka in terms of video game characters.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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kenthegod wrote: |
Who....who picked Toadette? |
they probably have a little microphilia
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Klimbatize wrote: |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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They all sucked or weren't human so I said Jack Nicholson.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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I concur with Chun Li.
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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
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I heart RetroJunk.com?
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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Birdo's a hermaphrodite; that "mouth" of hers is obviously a vagina.
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Ky-Guy wrote: |
Birdo's a hermaphrodite; that "mouth" of hers is obviously a vagina. |
In case of dire emergency all mouths have that capability.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I bet Daisy puts out. Peach seems like she is a bit prude.
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