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What if you came home and your girlfriend was wearing.....


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Ermac
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PostPosted: Aug 05 2008 09:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Ghandi
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PostPosted: Aug 05 2008 10:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What happens when you press Start? Razz


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Aug 05 2008 11:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I guess I'd have to learn to play Nintendo with my tongue.


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PostPosted: Aug 05 2008 11:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd prefer to use my fingers


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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

I would tell her that it was lame and that the only place for that is on the floor. And then I would proceed to fuck the shit out of her.


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

S. McCracken wrote:
I guess I'd have to learn to play Nintendo with my tongue.


Word.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

have her make me a sandwich and then i would comment on her hotpants

but in all honesty, i would give her extra points for satisfying the geek in me while wearing granny panties (they look like granny panties)


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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'd punch Aika in the overies.


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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
I'd punch Aika in the overies.

Wait, what? Why? What'd I do? Confused


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worstamericanhero
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

aika wrote:
anorexorcist wrote:
I'd punch Aika in the overies.

Wait, what? Why? What'd I do? Confused


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anorexorcist
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 12:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

It just feels like the right thing to do in the given situation.


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ged1928
Title: A new hope
Joined: Apr 24 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 01:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I would introduce her to my peripherals.
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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 04:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I would tell her to give me back my underwear.


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Laminated Sky
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Joined: Feb 25 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 05:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Worst Case Scenario: I walk in stoned out of my mind, and try to plug her into my NES. Confused


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Avian
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 05:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd slam the controller, like I always do.


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 06:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

enter the contra code


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 07:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Put my cartridge in and hope it works on the 1st try, because taking it back out to blow on it can be kinda embarassing.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
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PostPosted: Aug 06 2008 07:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
Put my cartridge in and hope it works on the 1st try, because taking it back out to blow on it can be kinda embarassing.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Win.


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Aug 07 2008 12:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
enter the contra code


So you can hit it 30 times?


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Aug 07 2008 12:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Damn, that thing is fugly.


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Ermac
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PostPosted: Aug 07 2008 12:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

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